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Apr 30^th, 2011 at 4:33am

ozzy72 Offline
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Pretty scary huh?
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Worried your pension will run short?

So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you - what do you do?

Senior Health Care Solution

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.

You are allowed to shoot 2 MPs and 2 illegal immigrants!

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!

New teeth? - No problem.

Need glasses? - Great.

New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?

All covered.

(And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).

And who will be paying for all of this?

The same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay income tax any more.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #1 - Apr 30^th, 2011 at 11:07am

CHUCK79 Offline
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"Good grief"
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It's only funny because it's so true Wink

"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings. Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds.....and done a hundred things you have never dreamed of.....wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind along and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.

Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"

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Reply #2 - Apr 30^th, 2011 at 12:28pm

Radio Homer Offline
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CHUCK79 wrote on Apr 30^th, 2011 at 11:07am:

It's only funny because it's so true Wink

agreed your not wrong there

Here to help and get help!!!

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Reply #3 - Apr 30^th, 2011 at 1:52pm

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In many US prisons; conjugal visit are also allowed. Huh

So you get paid to get laid. Smiley

Wouldn't that amount to legalized prostitution... Undecided

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Reply #4 - Apr 30^th, 2011 at 10:39pm

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Just remember to buy Soap-on-a-Rope and secure firmly to oneself.

Nobody is safe Grin

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