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Adventures of Li'l Larry (Read 447 times)

Apr 11^th, 2011 at 5:56pm

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Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful," replied his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter," asked Larry, "Giving up already?"

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Noticing that Larry wasn't paying attention in class, the math teacher called on him and said, "Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?'"

Larry quickly responded, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"

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On a field trip to their local police station, Larry's school class saw pictures of the 10 most wanted criminals tacked to a bulletin board. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives really want to capture him."

Larry asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"

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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"

After quite a a few seconds, L'il Larry stood up, to which the teacher said, "You really think you're stupid, Larry?"

"No, ma'am... but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

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Reply #1 - Apr 11^th, 2011 at 7:17pm

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It's been edited.. The original version was about Li'l H. Roll Eyes

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #2 - Apr 11^th, 2011 at 7:17pm

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It's a lie. I never said any of those things. Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #3 - Apr 12^th, 2011 at 4:50pm

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Steve M wrote on Apr 11^th, 2011 at 7:17pm:

It's been edited...

True... but H's eyes are dark brown; he only wore his ballcap when playing baseball/softball (or when coaching) and never with the brim off to the side or rear.

patchz wrote on Apr 11^th, 2011 at 7:17pm:

It's a lie. I never said any of those things.

Oh, and just what things did you say?

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Reply #4 - Apr 12^th, 2011 at 6:55pm

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If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #5 - Apr 15^th, 2011 at 3:13pm

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I don't know but I think little L is a gun collector Grin

FSX, we've come a long way baby! Skunk Works is an official alias for Lockheed Martin’s Advanced Development Programs (ADP), formerly called Lockheed Advanced Development Projects. Skunk Works is responsible for a number of famous aircraft designs, including the U-2, the SR-71 Blackbird, the F-117 Nighthawk, and the F-22 Raptor. Its largest current project is the F-35 Lightning II

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