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Apr 8^th, 2011 at 7:11pm

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If you were around in 1919 and came upon the following poster...

I mean, seriously ... Wouldn't you just keep drinking?

courtesy of H. Grin

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #1 - Apr 8^th, 2011 at 7:25pm

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Where did I put that bottle of JP4?

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #2 - Apr 8^th, 2011 at 7:38pm

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Steve M wrote on Apr 8^th, 2011 at 7:25pm:

Where did I put that bottle of JP4?

I suspect that joke is going to be around for a while. Grin

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #3 - Apr 8^th, 2011 at 8:02pm

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I quit drinking 30 years ago, but I'd have to get totally shitfaced to make any of them women look good enough to kiss.... Shocked

Those women should be the poster women for AA: "Get drunk and end up with one of us!" The thought of that would make any drunk think twice.... Undecided

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Reply #4 - Apr 8^th, 2011 at 10:44pm

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My first thought was, "Promise?".

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Reply #5 - Apr 9^th, 2011 at 8:12am

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patchz wrote on Apr 8^th, 2011 at 10:44pm:

My first thought was, "Promise?".

I'd look at them and say, "I'll drink to that!"

I imagine in 1919 these women were considered "sexy" (lmao). It just goes to show you men back then were darn near blind and definitely hard up.... Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #6 - Apr 9^th, 2011 at 2:41pm

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Oh, Lord... I hd t pnch in t ths agin.. gon blind... whre's th keybd?

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Reply #7 - Apr 9^th, 2011 at 3:04pm

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H wrote on Apr 9^th, 2011 at 2:41pm:

Oh, Lord... I hd t pnch in t ths agin.. gon blind... whre's th keybd?

It's your own fault for sending it to me. You knew I would post it. Roll Eyes

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Reply #8 - Apr 9^th, 2011 at 4:56pm

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Who's gonna chop yer wood and fix yer vittles? 1903 sears catalogue has the mail order bride made for todays man.. Shocked

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Reply #9 - Apr 9^th, 2011 at 6:10pm

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I think I'll go get another beer. Shocked

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Reply #10 - Apr 10^th, 2011 at 4:21pm

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Yowser!!!!! Shocked

If looks could kill......I suspect there would be no replies to this post Larry Wink

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Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"

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Reply #11 - Apr 10^th, 2011 at 6:07pm

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That crosseyed one in yhe middle is starting to look good. Tongue

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Reply #12 - Apr 10^th, 2011 at 9:44pm

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I didn't mention in earlier, but it's been nagging at me. What do transvestites have to do with liquor? Huh

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Reply #13 - Apr 26^th, 2011 at 11:37am

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The old gal pointing to the sign is my aunt Bee! Cheesy

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Reply #14 - Apr 26^th, 2011 at 1:23pm

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Skunkworks wrote on Apr 26^th, 2011 at 11:37am:

The old gal pointing to the sign is my aunt Bee! Cheesy

Opie, where's my shotgun, we got us some hogs to slaughter... Huh

She does look a bit like Aunt Bee. I never noticed. Grin

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Reply #15 - May 13^th, 2011 at 2:53pm

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Reminds me of the joke about the guy sitting at a bar with a picture of his wife in front of him. The bartender asks if the reason he has the picture is because he loves her to which the guy replies:

"Hell no, when she starts looking good to me, I know I've had enough!
Cheesy

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Reply #16 - Aug 9^th, 2011 at 10:39am

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Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder... I guess... Undecided

Never had a drink in my life, but I certainly don't feel like kissing dead corpses!!!

They should have looked in a mirror before they took that picture.

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