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Apr 6^th, 2011 at 12:34pm

whitley Offline
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Tam and Jimmy were a couple of drinking pals who worked as aircraft mechanics at Glasgow Airport.

One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hanger with nothing to do.

Tam said, "Jeez, I wish we had something to drink!"

Jimmy says, "Me as weel. Y'ken, I've heard ye can swallie jet fuel an' get a buzz. Ye gonnae try it?"

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high-octane hooch and get completely smashed.

The next morning Tam wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT!

NO hangover! NO bad side effects. NOTHING!

Then the phone rings ... It's Jimmy.

Jimmy says, "Hey, how dae ye feel this mornin'?"

Tam says, "Brilliant! Whit aboot yersel'?"

Jimmy says, "Ah feel great, tae. Dae ye hiv a sair hied?"

Tam says, "Naw, that jet fuel is great stuff - nae hangover, nothin! We need tae drink this stuff insteed o' Smirnoff."

"Aye! But there's just wan thing ....."

"Whit's that?"

"Huv ye farted yet?"

"Naw ....."

"Well, DINNAE, 'cause ah'm in Dusseldorf an me arse is fire !"

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Reply #1 - Apr 6^th, 2011 at 7:12pm

patchz Offline
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If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #2 - Apr 6^th, 2011 at 10:19pm

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the accent makes it even funnier.... Grin

"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings. Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds.....and done a hundred things you have never dreamed of.....wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind along and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.

Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"

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Reply #3 - Apr 7^th, 2011 at 4:40am

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This seems terrifyingly feasible Grin

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #4 - Apr 7^th, 2011 at 3:23pm

patchz Offline
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ozzy72 wrote on Apr 7^th, 2011 at 4:40am:

This seems terrifyingly feasible Grin

Tried it, have you Mark? Grin

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #5 - Apr 7^th, 2011 at 7:30pm

Steve M Offline
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Bartender, I'll have a JP4 on the rocks and the little lady beside me would like a book of matches.. Shocked

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #6 - Apr 8^th, 2011 at 11:02am

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FSX, we've come a long way baby! Skunk Works is an official alias for Lockheed Martin’s Advanced Development Programs (ADP), formerly called Lockheed Advanced Development Projects. Skunk Works is responsible for a number of famous aircraft designs, including the U-2, the SR-71 Blackbird, the F-117 Nighthawk, and the F-22 Raptor. Its largest current project is the F-35 Lightning II

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