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Reply #15 -
Mar 22
nd
, 2011 at 4:57pm
Romulus111VADT
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Nice to see I'm not the only naughty person about....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Reply #16 -
Mar 22
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, 2011 at 6:46pm
expat
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ozzy72 wrote
on Mar 22
nd
, 2011 at 4:11pm:
Matt, the only difference between myself and a kidney dialysis machine is shape. We both do the same job
Nice one centurion
Matt
PETA
People Eating Tasty Animals.
B1 Boeing 737-800 and Dash8 Q-400
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Reply #17 -
Mar 24
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, 2011 at 2:41am
U4EA
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ozzy72 wrote
on Mar 22
nd
, 2011 at 4:11pm:
Matt, the only difference between myself and a kidney dialysis machine is shape. We both do the same job
DAMN!
Mountain Dew burns when it shoots out your nose!!!
I have to credit my wife for HandyWipes next to the keyboard for moments like these.
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Reply #18 -
Mar 24
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, 2011 at 5:21am
expat
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U4EA wrote
on Mar 24
th
, 2011 at 2:41am:
ozzy72 wrote
on Mar 22
nd
, 2011 at 4:11pm:
Matt, the only difference between myself and a kidney dialysis machine is shape. We both do the same job
DAMN!
Mountain Dew burns when it shoots out your nose!!!
HandyWipes next to the keyboard for moments.
Matt
PETA
People Eating Tasty Animals.
B1 Boeing 737-800 and Dash8 Q-400
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Reply #19 -
Mar 24
th
, 2011 at 5:46am
patchz
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What, me worry?
IN THE FUNNY PAPERS
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expat wrote
on Mar 24
th
, 2011 at 5:21am:
U4EA wrote
on Mar 24
th
, 2011 at 2:41am:
ozzy72 wrote
on Mar 22
nd
, 2011 at 4:11pm:
Matt, the only difference between myself and a kidney dialysis machine is shape. We both do the same job
DAMN!
Mountain Dew burns when it shoots out your nose!!!
HandyWipes next to the keyboard for moments.
Matt
Matt, you are awful.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Reply #20 -
Mar 24
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, 2011 at 7:16pm
expat
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patchz wrote
on Mar 24
th
, 2011 at 5:46am:
expat wrote
on Mar 24
th
, 2011 at 5:21am:
U4EA wrote
on Mar 24
th
, 2011 at 2:41am:
ozzy72 wrote
on Mar 22
nd
, 2011 at 4:11pm:
Matt, the only difference between myself and a kidney dialysis machine is shape. We both do the same job
DAMN!
Mountain Dew burns when it shoots out your nose!!!
HandyWipes next to the keyboard for moments.
Matt
Matt, you are awful.
An (ex)serviceman never strays far from the humour he spent a large portion of his life refining
Matt
PETA
People Eating Tasty Animals.
B1 Boeing 737-800 and Dash8 Q-400
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Reply #21 -
Mar 25
th
, 2011 at 4:27am
patchz
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What, me worry?
IN THE FUNNY PAPERS
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expat wrote
on Mar 24
th
, 2011 at 7:16pm:
patchz wrote
on Mar 24
th
, 2011 at 5:46am:
expat wrote
on Mar 24
th
, 2011 at 5:21am:
U4EA wrote
on Mar 24
th
, 2011 at 2:41am:
ozzy72 wrote
on Mar 22
nd
, 2011 at 4:11pm:
Matt, the only difference between myself and a kidney dialysis machine is shape. We both do the same job
DAMN!
Mountain Dew burns when it shoots out your nose!!!
HandyWipes next to the keyboard for moments.
Matt
Matt, you are awful.
An (ex)serviceman never strays far from the humour he spent a large portion of his life refining
Matt
Neither do retired cops.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Reply #22 -
Mar 25
th
, 2011 at 5:32am
expat
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patchz wrote
on Mar 25
th
, 2011 at 4:27am:
expat wrote
on Mar 24
th
, 2011 at 7:16pm:
patchz wrote
on Mar 24
th
, 2011 at 5:46am:
expat wrote
on Mar 24
th
, 2011 at 5:21am:
U4EA wrote
on Mar 24
th
, 2011 at 2:41am:
ozzy72 wrote
on Mar 22
nd
, 2011 at 4:11pm:
Matt, the only difference between myself and a kidney dialysis machine is shape. We both do the same job
DAMN!
Mountain Dew burns when it shoots out your nose!!!
HandyWipes next to the keyboard for moments.
Matt
Matt, you are awful.
An (ex)serviceman never strays far from the humour he spent a large portion of his life refining
Matt
Neither do retired cops.
The Uniform code of humour, saying what other people are thinking
Matt
PETA
People Eating Tasty Animals.
B1 Boeing 737-800 and Dash8 Q-400
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Reply #23 -
Mar 25
th
, 2011 at 6:40am
ozzy72
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Pretty scary huh?
Madsville
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And totally ignoring political correctness at all costs
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Reply #24 -
Mar 25
th
, 2011 at 6:44am
Hagar
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You don't have to be in uniform to do that. Us grey-haired old sods have been saying what we think for years.*
However, I try to use a little diplomacy on this forum.
*PS. Young people (teenagers) tend to do it too.
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Reply #25 -
Mar 25
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, 2011 at 1:09pm
ozzy72
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Pretty scary huh?
Madsville
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I'm a great fan of diplomacy Doug, I've enjoyed watching some truly memorable moments of diplomacy over the years!
My favourite British pre-War joke, Mr Chamberlin, was a fan of it
You've gotta laugh or you'd go mad! That is why I love my job so much, a really great bunch of guys and everyone has a manic sense of humour like mine. Biggest danger at work is dying laughing
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Reply #26 -
Mar 25
th
, 2011 at 2:11pm
Hagar
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ozzy72 wrote
on Mar 25
th
, 2011 at 1:09pm:
diplomacy
Bad choice of words on my part. Perhaps tact would have been better. My point was that you don't need to be an ex-serviceman or ex-cop to say what you think.
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Reply #27 -
Mar 25
th
, 2011 at 3:22pm
ozzy72
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Pretty scary huh?
Madsville
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I've heard of this concept called tact. Err why? At least if you're brutally honest people know where they stand... probably why most of my friends are as weird as me
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Reply #28 -
Mar 25
th
, 2011 at 9:07pm
U4EA
Ex Member
expat wrote
on Mar 24
th
, 2011 at 5:21am:
U4EA wrote
on Mar 24
th
, 2011 at 2:41am:
ozzy72 wrote
on Mar 22
nd
, 2011 at 4:11pm:
Matt, the only difference between myself and a kidney dialysis machine is shape. We both do the same job
DAMN!
Mountain Dew burns when it shoots out your nose!!!
HandyWipes next to the keyboard for moments.
Matt
The HandyWipes may have some other uses for some...............
HOWEVER!
I have a severe MtnDew habit and have a tendency to sip/swill/gulp some when pages are opening up. If a LOL/LMAO/ROTFLMAO moment occurs at the wrong time(s), it sometimes leads to said Dew being 're-atmosphered', not necessarily followin' it's path-of-origin.
Hence my lovely ensuring that I do not hafta break my neck trying to get a towel or something from somewhere down the hall.
I sorta figgered that reply would get some sorta preverted convolution.
Fargin' bastages!
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Reply #29 -
Mar 26
th
, 2011 at 3:27am
patchz
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What, me worry?
IN THE FUNNY PAPERS
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U4EA wrote
on Mar 25
th
, 2011 at 9:07pm:
expat wrote
on Mar 24
th
, 2011 at 5:21am:
U4EA wrote
on Mar 24
th
, 2011 at 2:41am:
ozzy72 wrote
on Mar 22
nd
, 2011 at 4:11pm:
Matt, the only difference between myself and a kidney dialysis machine is shape. We both do the same job
DAMN!
Mountain Dew burns when it shoots out your nose!!!
HandyWipes next to the keyboard for moments.
Matt
The HandyWipes may have some other uses for some...............
HOWEVER!
I have a severe MtnDew habit and have a tendency to sip/swill/gulp some when pages are opening up. If a LOL/LMAO/ROTFLMAO moment occurs at the wrong time(s), it sometimes leads to said Dew being 're-atmosphered', not necessarily followin' it's path-of-origin.
Hence my lovely ensuring that I do not hafta break my neck trying to get a towel or something from somewhere down the hall.
I sorta figgered that reply would get some sorta preverted convolution.
Fargin' bastages!
Politically Correct vs. Politically Cool?
I'll take Cool, every time.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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