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Reply #90 - Aug 14^th, 2011 at 7:01am

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I've found out the reason that women ask so many questions.

They have an extra why chromosome. Roll Eyes

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #91 - Aug 14^th, 2011 at 4:14pm

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Steve M wrote on Aug 14^th, 2011 at 7:01am:

I've found out the reason that women ask so many questions.

They have an extra why chromosome. Roll Eyes

Yes, but do you have the right answer to wh

y

?

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Reply #92 - Aug 14^th, 2011 at 4:26pm

Steve M Offline
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H wrote on Aug 14^th, 2011 at 4:14pm:

Steve M wrote on Aug 14^th, 2011 at 7:01am:

I've found out the reason that women ask so many questions.

They have an extra why chromosome. Roll Eyes

Yes, but do you have the right answer to wh

y

?

I'm going to have to put an X in the no box, H

(X chromosome, that is)

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Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #93 - Aug 16^th, 2011 at 6:39pm

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The wishbone will never replace the backbone.

- Will Henry

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Reply #94 - Aug 16^th, 2011 at 8:20pm

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Steve M wrote on Aug 16^th, 2011 at 6:39pm:

The wishbone will never replace the backbone.
-- Will Henry

Will Henry obviously never fathomed the results of a face-on supersonic collision...

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Reply #95 - Aug 17^th, 2011 at 11:50am

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H wrote on Aug 16^th, 2011 at 8:20pm:

Steve M wrote on Aug 16^th, 2011 at 6:39pm:

The wishbone will never replace the backbone.
-- Will Henry

Will Henry obviously never fathomed the results of a face-on supersonic collision...

Huh?

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Reply #96 - Aug 22^nd, 2011 at 5:43pm

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Club508 wrote on Aug 17^th, 2011 at 11:50am:

H wrote on Aug 16^th, 2011 at 8:20pm:

Steve M wrote on Aug 16^th, 2011 at 6:39pm:

The wishbone will never replace the backbone.
-- Will Henry

Will Henry obviously never fathomed the results of a face-on supersonic collision...

Huh?

I asked and I ask again what's with all the old people jokes Sad

Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.

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Reply #97 - Aug 22^nd, 2011 at 5:47pm

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hyperpep111 wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2011 at 5:43pm:

Club508 wrote on Aug 17^th, 2011 at 11:50am:

H wrote on Aug 16^th, 2011 at 8:20pm:

Steve M wrote on Aug 16^th, 2011 at 6:39pm:

The wishbone will never replace the backbone.
-- Will Henry

Will Henry obviously never fathomed the results of a face-on supersonic collision...

Huh?

I asked and I ask again what's with all the old people jokes Sad

We're "old people" Wink

Some more than others......the jokes from Laffy Taffy wrappers have begun to lose their appeal to us old farts Grin

"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings. Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds.....and done a hundred things you have never dreamed of.....wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind along and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.

Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"

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Reply #98 - Aug 22^nd, 2011 at 6:40pm

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hyperpep111 wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2011 at 5:43pm:

Club508 wrote on Aug 17^th, 2011 at 11:50am:

H wrote on Aug 16^th, 2011 at 8:20pm:

Steve M wrote on Aug 16^th, 2011 at 6:39pm:

The wishbone will never replace the backbone.
-- Will Henry

Will Henry obviously never fathomed the results of a face-on supersonic collision...

Huh?

I asked and I ask again what's with all the old people jokes Sad

Because old age and wisdom will always best youth and exuberance. Roll Eyes

Guess we need to add Maxine to the list.

http://www.google.com/search?q=maxine+cartoons&hl=en&prmd=ivns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&so...

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #99 - Aug 22^nd, 2011 at 7:41pm

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patchz wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2011 at 6:40pm:

hyperpep111 wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2011 at 5:43pm:

Club508 wrote on Aug 17^th, 2011 at 11:50am:

H wrote on Aug 16^th, 2011 at 8:20pm:

Steve M wrote on Aug 16^th, 2011 at 6:39pm:

The wishbone will never replace the backbone.
-- Will Henry

Will Henry obviously never fathomed the results of a face-on supersonic collision...

Huh?

I asked and I ask again what's with all the old people jokes Sad

Because old age and wisdom will always best youth and exuberance. Roll Eyes

Guess we need to add Maxine to the list.

http://www.google.com/search?q=maxine+cartoons&hl=en&prmd=ivns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&so...

Maxine!

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #100 - Aug 22^nd, 2011 at 7:57pm

Steve M Offline
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hyperpep111 wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2011 at 5:43pm:

Club508 wrote on Aug 17^th, 2011 at 11:50am:

H wrote on Aug 16^th, 2011 at 8:20pm:

Steve M wrote on Aug 16^th, 2011 at 6:39pm:

The wishbone will never replace the backbone.
-- Will Henry

Will Henry obviously never fathomed the results of a face-on supersonic collision...

Huh?

I asked and I ask again what's with all the old people jokes Sad

Will Henry was an old dude that wrote fictional stories for us younger guys. You might say he was a literary fibber such as Samuel Clemmens. (Mark Twain) They were writers that could tell a tall tale and get away with it. Cool

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #101 - Aug 22^nd, 2011 at 8:23pm

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Steve M wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2011 at 7:57pm:

hyperpep111 wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2011 at 5:43pm:

Club508 wrote on Aug 17^th, 2011 at 11:50am:

H wrote on Aug 16^th, 2011 at 8:20pm:

Steve M wrote on Aug 16^th, 2011 at 6:39pm:

The wishbone will never replace the backbone.
-- Will Henry

Will Henry obviously never fathomed the results of a face-on supersonic collision...

Huh?

I asked and I ask again what's with all the old people jokes Sad

Will Henry was an old dude that wrote fictional stories for us younger guys. You might say he was a literary fibber such as Samuel Clemmens. (Mark Twain) They were writers that could tell a tall tale and get away with it. Cool

Ah!

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Reply #102 - Aug 23^rd, 2011 at 7:01am

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Steve M wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2011 at 7:57pm:

hyperpep111 wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2011 at 5:43pm:

Club508 wrote on Aug 17^th, 2011 at 11:50am:

H wrote on Aug 16^th, 2011 at 8:20pm:

Steve M wrote on Aug 16^th, 2011 at 6:39pm:

The wishbone will never replace the backbone.
-- Will Henry

Will Henry obviously never fathomed the results of a face-on supersonic collision...

Huh?

I asked and I ask again what's with all the old people jokes Sad

Will Henry was an old dude that wrote fictional stories for us younger guys. You might say he was a literary fibber such as Samuel Clemmens. (Mark Twain) They were writers that could tell a tall tale and get away with it. Cool

Ooh.

Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.

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Reply #103 - Sep 3^rd, 2011 at 10:49pm