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Reply #75 - Jul 8^th, 2011 at 9:57pm

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Willit Run wrote on Jul 8^th, 2011 at 4:43pm:

What did Delaware?......

Idaho!

Alaska!

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Reply #76 - Jul 10^th, 2011 at 6:40pm

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A timid duck was asked, "If we pulled off most your feathers, would that get your dander up?"
"No," the duck replied, "it would leave me mostly down."
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A quick question:
In this technological age, where could you most always find a duck standing?

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Reply #77 - Jul 10^th, 2011 at 7:44pm

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H wrote on Jul 10^th, 2011 at 6:40pm:

A timid duck was asked, "If we pulled off most your feathers, would that get your dander up?"
"No," the duck replied, "it would leave me mostly down."
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A quick question:
In this technological age, where could you most always find a duck standing?

In a quackery... Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #78 - Jul 10^th, 2011 at 8:37pm

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A Japanese business man came over to the US for a meeting one day. He exchanged 200 Yen for American currency and received 120 dollars. After his meeting he went out and had a nice dinner and some drinks. A few months later, the same business man had to come back to the US for another meeting, so he exchanged his 200 yen and only received 110 dollars. He asked the clerk, "Hey, last time I give you 200 yen and you give 120 dollar, why only 110 dollar now?" to which the clerk shrugged and replied "fluctuations". The business man's jaw dropped to the floor and he stuttered out "Well fluct-you Americans too!" and then he stormed out.

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Aircraft are naturally beautiful because form follows function. -TB

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Reply #79 - Jul 11^th, 2011 at 12:29am

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patchz wrote on Jul 10^th, 2011 at 7:44pm:

H wrote on Jul 10^th, 2011 at 6:40pm:

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A quick question:
In this technological age, where could you most always find a duck standing?

In a quackery... Roll Eyes

.......and talkin' on his quackberry....... Tongue

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Reply #80 - Jul 11^th, 2011 at 12:30am

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Confucious say that he who has woman on ground has peace on earth! Cool

He also say that duck who fly upside-down has quack up.

And she who crosses a mule with an onion has ass that will make eyes water.

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Reply #81 - Jul 11^th, 2011 at 5:58pm

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patchz wrote on Jul 10^th, 2011 at 7:44pm:

H wrote on Jul 10^th, 2011 at 6:40pm:

A quick question:
In this technological age, where could you most always find a duck standing?

In a quackery...

or on a website.

« Last Edit: Jul 12^th, 2011 at 9:30am by H »

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Reply #82 - Jul 12^th, 2011 at 7:13am

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

To get to the same side!

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Reply #83 - Jul 14^th, 2011 at 1:44pm

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What's black white and red all over?
A bad and commonly heard joke!

My brother "lost" his mind, but I haven't given it back yet.

You say tomaeto,
he says tomato,
but I say ketchup.

You say potaeto,
he says potato,
but I say french fries.

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Reply #84 - Jul 14^th, 2011 at 6:41pm

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Club508 wrote on Jul 14^th, 2011 at 1:44pm:

You say tomaeto,
he says tomato,
but I say ketchup.

You say potaeto,
he says potato,
but I say french fries.

Eh, salza and chips...

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Reply #85 - Jul 30^th, 2011 at 5:52am

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What kind of car did the lawyer buy?

An I suz U. Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #86 - Jul 30^th, 2011 at 11:03am

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patchz wrote on Jul 30^th, 2011 at 5:52am:

What kind of car did the lawyer buy?
An I suz U. Roll Eyes

Was this the same lawyer procured in the ToyYoda case? Huh

He should be getting tired with Japanese vehicles.

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Reply #87 - Aug 4^th, 2011 at 7:14am

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Q. Who was the worst World War 1 fighter pilot?

A. Baron Von Wreckedofen

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If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee

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Reply #88 - Aug 12^th, 2011 at 10:21am

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Not only did my cat learn to type on the computer, she wrote a short story.

Naturally, she entitled it........

A Tail Of Two Kitties Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #89 - Aug 14^th, 2011 at 12:16am

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U4EA wrote on Jul 11^th, 2011 at 12:30am:

Confucious say that he who has woman on ground has peace on earth! Cool

He also say that duck who fly upside-down has quack up.

And she who crosses a mule with an onion has ass that will make eyes water.

Confucious also say:

Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.

Man who fart in chruch, sit in own pew.

Baseball wrong! Man with 4 balls can NOT walk.

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