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Reply #60 - Jun 19^th, 2011 at 11:58pm

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A drunk is banging on a street light yelling let me in!
A cop comes along and says alright buddy lets move along there's nobody home.

Whatya mean there's nobody home?, says the drunk,

there's a light on upstairs!

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Reply #61 - Jun 20^th, 2011 at 12:29am

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What do you call a chicken in a shell-suit?

An egg.

That was told to me by one of our hotel guests at about 3am after they'd had a few too many beers Grin

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Reply #62 - Jun 20^th, 2011 at 12:36am

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Steve M wrote on May 26^th, 2011 at 6:14pm:

My mail box, has nine letters in it. Cool

No, your mailbox has eleven letters in it... but our mailbox has only ten.

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Reply #63 - Jul 1^st, 2011 at 1:05am

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You probably think I'm weird, but I have a question.

If a roach crawls out within easy reach and you properly dispose of it and then call it an idiot, would that be considered adding insult to injury? Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #64 - Jul 5^th, 2011 at 5:45pm

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patchz wrote on Jul 1^st, 2011 at 1:05am:

You probably think I'm weird, but I have a question.

What does the former have to do with the latter?

patchz wrote on Jul 1^st, 2011 at 1:05am:

If a roach crawls out within easy reach and you properly dispose of it and then call it an idiot, would that be considered adding insult to injury?

Not necessarily; you haven't defined your meaning of 'properly dispose of it' so it may not have been injured, especially considering that it is a roach.

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Reply #65 - Jul 5^th, 2011 at 11:27pm

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patchz wrote on Jul 5^th, 2011 at 11:26pm:

H wrote on Jul 5^th, 2011 at 5:45pm:

patchz wrote on Jul 1^st, 2011 at 1:05am:

You probably think I'm weird, but I have a question.

What does the former have to do with the latter?

Not fair, you already know I'm weird. Roll Eyes

patchz wrote on Jul 1^st, 2011 at 1:05am:

If a roach crawls out within easy reach and you properly dispose of it and then call it an idiot, would that be considered adding insult to injury?

Not necessarily; you haven't defined your meaning of 'properly dispose of it' so it may not have been injured, especially considering that it is a roach.

Disposed of, as in smushed with a shoe. I consider that to be proper disposal.

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #66 - Jul 7^th, 2011 at 5:36pm

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patchz wrote on Jul 5^th, 2011 at 11:27pm:

Disposed of, as in smushed with a shoe. I consider that to be proper disposal.

Wonderful... you've just given the roach a soul (sp.).

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Reply #67 - Jul 7^th, 2011 at 11:34pm

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H wrote on Jul 7^th, 2011 at 5:36pm:

patchz wrote on Jul 5^th, 2011 at 11:27pm:

Disposed of, as in smushed with a shoe. I consider that to be proper disposal.

Wonderful... you've just given the roach a soul (sp.).

Uh, say what? Undecided

Oh, never mind. I did not notice the adjunct sp at first. So I guess you are correct in your statement. Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #68 - Jul 8^th, 2011 at 1:20am

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The oyster would not give up it's pearl.

I thought that was being rather shellfish!

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Reply #69 - Jul 8^th, 2011 at 3:52am

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U4EA wrote on Jul 8^th, 2011 at 1:20am:

The oyster would not give up it's pearl.

I thought that was being rather shellfish!

Now that, is proper corn, yet still funny. Grin

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #70 - Jul 8^th, 2011 at 11:13am

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A friend of mine is a movie buff, he goes to the theater at least once a week. So he took me completely seriously when I asked if he had seen the new pirate movie. You know the punch-line. Wink

P.S. in case you don't: "I hear it's rated AAARRRRGH!"

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Aircraft are naturally beautiful because form follows function. -TB

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Reply #71 - Jul 8^th, 2011 at 4:43pm

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What did Delaware?...........A New Jersey!!

What did Tennessee?.........What Arkansas!!

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Reply #72 - Jul 8^th, 2011 at 6:00pm

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Why was 6 afraid of 7???

Because 7,8,9 Grin

"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings. Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds.....and done a hundred things you have never dreamed of.....wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind along and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.

Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"

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Reply #73 - Jul 8^th, 2011 at 9:16pm

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A duck walked up to the drug store cash register to buy a Chapstick.

The cashier asks "Will you be paying with cash or a credit card?"

The duck replies "Just put it on my bill".

Don't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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Reply #74 - Jul 8^th, 2011 at 9:55pm

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JoBee wrote on Jul 8^th, 2011 at 9:16pm:

A duck walked up to the drug store cash register to buy a Chapstick.

The cashier asks "Will you be paying with cash or a credit card?"

The duck replies "Just put it on my bill".

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