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Reply #30 - Apr 15^th, 2011 at 4:59pm

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #31 - Apr 15^th, 2011 at 5:43pm

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patchz wrote on Apr 15^th, 2011 at 1:32am:

Bubba and Boudreaux are arguing about the meanest animal on the planet. Bubba says, "Da meanest animule on da planet is a tiger."

Boudreaux says, "No, da meanest animule is a Grizzly Bear."

Justin walks up about this time and says, "You both wrong. Da meanest animule on da planet is a Crocodole."

Boudreaux says, "A Crocodole? What da hell is dat?"

Justin says, "He jus like a crocodile, 'cept he got a haid on both ends."

Bubba says, "A haid on both ends? How do he poop?"

Justin says, "He don't, dat what make him so mean."

From this tailless wonder we got the term $hthead?...

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Reply #32 - Apr 15^th, 2011 at 11:02pm

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Aircraft are naturally beautiful because form follows function. -TB

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Reply #33 - Apr 17^th, 2011 at 4:25am

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What do you call it when two puzzle authors have a tiff?

Cross words.

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #34 - Apr 17^th, 2011 at 6:13am

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a duck walks into a bar and asks the bar tender "got any bread?"
the bar tender replies "no"
a few seconds later the duck asks again "got any bread?"
"no" the bar tender replies
after about 15 minuets of the duck asking the bar tender if he has any bread he screams
"IF YOU ASK ME ONE MORE TIME IF I HAVE ANY BREAD I WILL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO TO BAR!!"
after a few silent seconds the duck replies
"got any nails?"
"no" says the bar tender

"got any bread?" Cheesy

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Reply #35 - Apr 17^th, 2011 at 11:57am

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Radio Homer wrote on Apr 17^th, 2011 at 6:13am:

a duck walks into a bar and asks the bar tender "got any bread?"
the bar tender replies "no"
a few seconds later the duck asks again "got any bread?"
"no" the bar tender replies
after about 15 minuets of the duck asking the bar tender if he has any bread he screams
"IF YOU ASK ME ONE MORE TIME IF I HAVE ANY BREAD I WILL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO TO BAR!!"
after a few silent seconds the duck replies
"got any nails?"
"no" says the bar tender

"got any bread?" Cheesy

"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings. Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds.....and done a hundred things you have never dreamed of.....wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind along and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.

Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"

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Reply #36 - Apr 17^th, 2011 at 2:39pm

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Radio Homer wrote on Apr 17^th, 2011 at 6:13am:

a duck walks into a bar and asks the bar tender "got any bread?"
the bar tender replies "no"
a few seconds later the duck asks again "got any bread?"
"no" the bar tender replies
after about 15 minuets of the duck asking the bar tender if he has any bread he screams
"IF YOU ASK ME ONE MORE TIME IF I HAVE ANY BREAD I WILL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO TO BAR!!"
after a few silent seconds the duck replies
"got any nails?"
"no" says the bar tender

"got any bread?" Cheesy

Good one!

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Reply #37 - Apr 20^th, 2011 at 12:02am

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What do you call a blond on a fishing boat.

Hook, Line and Sink Her. Grin

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Reply #38 - Apr 20^th, 2011 at 1:12pm

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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Reply #39 - Apr 20^th, 2011 at 1:13pm

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Dyslexics of the World, UNTIE!

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Reply #40 - Apr 20^th, 2011 at 6:46pm

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Dow hare you make fun of dyslexics! Angry

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Aircraft are naturally beautiful because form follows function. -TB

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Reply #41 - Apr 20^th, 2011 at 7:24pm

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A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #42 - Apr 25^th, 2011 at 6:45pm

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How I got fired from the flower shop:

(customer) Excuse me, do you have a clematis?
(me) No sir, I'm all man!

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Aircraft are naturally beautiful because form follows function. -TB

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Reply #43 - May 19^th, 2011 at 7:32pm

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I've just started a band called 999 Megabytes.

We haven't done a gig yet.

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #44 - May 20^th, 2011 at 6:21pm

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Steve M wrote on May 19^th, 2011 at 7:32pm:

I've just started a band called 999 Megabytes.

We haven't done a gig yet.

That's not corn that's geek speak! Grin

FSX, we've come a long way baby! Skunk Works is an official alias for Lockheed Martin’s Advanced Development Programs (ADP), formerly called Lockheed Advanced Development Projects. Skunk Works is responsible for a number of famous aircraft designs, including the U-2, the SR-71 Blackbird, the F-117 Nighthawk, and the F-22 Raptor. Its largest current project is the F-35 Lightning II

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