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Reply #195 - Nov 2^nd, 2011 at 1:53am

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U4EA wrote on Nov 1^st, 2011 at 3:04pm:

(courtesy of an 8 yr old trick-or-treater last night)

Do you know why the Chicago Cubs don't use the Internet?

Because they can't put three W's in a row.

I'm an ol Yankees fan, but I do love the Cubbies.

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Reply #196 - Nov 10^th, 2011 at 8:39pm

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I thought my girl friend was wearing a push down bra, but found out she wasn't wearing any bra. Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #197 - Nov 10^th, 2011 at 10:15pm

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patchz wrote on Nov 10^th, 2011 at 8:39pm:

I thought my girl friend was wearing a push down bra, but found out she wasn't wearing any bra. Roll Eyes

Somehow nipples in your oatmeal came up in a conversation I had earlier this week. Cheesy

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #198 - Nov 10^th, 2011 at 10:54pm

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Susie and Candy (both blonde) work in a lightbulb factory.......one day Susie says "I've been looking at lightbulbs for so long that I think I'm becoming one!" just then the foreman walks by and happens to overhear her. He says "Susie, you should take the rest of the day off". Susie agrees and heads for the door. Candy starts after her....the foreman says "where are you going Candy?" "You don't expect me to work in the dark do you?" was the reply Wink

"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings. Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds.....and done a hundred things you have never dreamed of.....wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind along and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.

Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"

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Reply #199 - Nov 11^th, 2011 at 2:25pm

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CHUCK79 wrote on Nov 10^th, 2011 at 10:54pm:

Susie and Candy (both blonde) work in a lightbulb factory.......one day Susie says "I've been looking at lightbulbs for so long that I think I'm becoming one!" just then the foreman walks by and happens to overhear her. He says "Susie, you should take the rest of the day off". Susie agrees and heads for the door. Candy starts after her....the foreman says "where are you going Candy?" "You don't expect me to work in the dark do you?" was the reply Wink

Actually, that reply is too intelligent to be attributed to a blonde. Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #200 - Nov 11^th, 2011 at 6:53pm

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patchz wrote on Nov 11^th, 2011 at 2:25pm:

CHUCK79 wrote on Nov 10^th, 2011 at 10:54pm:

Susie and Candy (both blonde) work in a lightbulb factory.......one day Susie says "I've been looking at lightbulbs for so long that I think I'm becoming one!" just then the foreman walks by and happens to overhear her. He says "Susie, you should take the rest of the day off". Susie agrees and heads for the door. Candy starts after her....the foreman says "where are you going Candy?" "You don't expect me to work in the dark do you?" was the reply Wink

Actually, that reply is too intelligent to be attributed to a blonde. Roll Eyes

Red head?

I don't need a Sign.....wait......Damn!

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Reply #201 - Nov 18^th, 2011 at 4:44pm

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What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip. Cheesy

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Reply #202 - Nov 18^th, 2011 at 6:03pm

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It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #203 - Nov 18^th, 2011 at 6:16pm

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Steve M wrote on Nov 18^th, 2011 at 6:03pm:

It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.

I don't need a Sign.....wait......Damn!

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Reply #204 - Nov 18^th, 2011 at 10:16pm

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I think it's sad that Wile is just not remembered more. And the fact that he never won. Just once, I would have liked to see him win and play Colonel Sanders with that bird. Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #205 - Nov 30^th, 2011 at 6:33am

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What does a six hundred pound canary say?

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #206 - Dec 6^th, 2011 at 11:59am

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A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, 'What's the story?'

He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'

She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'

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Reply #207 - Dec 6^th, 2011 at 1:55pm

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U4EA wrote on Dec 6^th, 2011 at 11:59am:

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, 'What's the story?'

He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'

She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'

I had to read that a few times to get it. Grin

I don't need a Sign.....wait......Damn!

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Reply #208 - Dec 6^th, 2011 at 7:59pm

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U4EA wrote on Dec 6^th, 2011 at 11:59am:

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, 'What's the story?'

He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'

She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'

Sweet!

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #209 - Dec 6^th, 2011 at 8:32pm

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It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The
farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.
"Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in with us.
Then I'll help you get the wagon up."
"That's mighty nice of you, " Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would
like me to."
"Aw, come on," the farmer insisted.
"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "But Pa won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now,
but I know Pa is going to be real upset."
"Don't be foolish !" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is
he?"
"Under the wagon."

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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