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Reply #180 - Oct 26th, 2011 at 7:04pm

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Steve M wrote on Oct 24th, 2011 at 6:38pm:
If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light,
what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You're blinded by the light aand very light headed.



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Reply #181 - Oct 27th, 2011 at 4:19pm

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H wrote on Oct 26th, 2011 at 7:04pm:
Steve M wrote on Oct 24th, 2011 at 6:38pm:
If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light,
what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You're blinded by the light aand very light headed.



Cool




Maybe the light would build up in the refractor lens until your headlights explode. Smiley That is if light has mass.


                  
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Reply #182 - Oct 27th, 2011 at 4:29pm

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I HEARD THAT!!!  Angry Grin Grin Grin
 

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Reply #183 - Oct 27th, 2011 at 4:41pm

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Steve M wrote on Oct 27th, 2011 at 4:19pm:
H wrote on Oct 26th, 2011 at 7:04pm:
Steve M wrote on Oct 24th, 2011 at 6:38pm:
If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light,
what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You're blinded by the light aand very light headed.



Cool


Maybe the light would build up in the refractor lens until your headlights explode. Smiley That is if light has mass.


                  
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actualy it would explode.
the light particals would ram into into each other creating a nuclear explosion.

WHAT!? i am being serious in the humour section! Cheesy
 

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Reply #184 - Oct 27th, 2011 at 4:43pm

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Groundbound1 wrote on Oct 27th, 2011 at 4:29pm:
I HEARD THAT!!!  Angry Grin Grin Grin



Grin I remember that thread.. Cheesy
 

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Reply #185 - Oct 27th, 2011 at 4:57pm

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jetprop wrote on Oct 27th, 2011 at 4:41pm:
Steve M wrote on Oct 27th, 2011 at 4:19pm:
H wrote on Oct 26th, 2011 at 7:04pm:
Steve M wrote on Oct 24th, 2011 at 6:38pm:
If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light,
what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You're blinded by the light aand very light headed.



Cool


Maybe the light would build up in the refractor lens until your headlights explode. Smiley That is if light has mass.


                  
[img]




actualy it would explode.
the light particals would ram into into each other creating a nuclear explosion.

WHAT!? i am being serious in the humour section! Cheesy




I think even if the refractor lens was removed the light would still stay at the source. That is if light has mass, of course.  Cool
 
 

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Reply #186 - Oct 27th, 2011 at 6:52pm

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As long as its corny, it fits I think.


There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it?


 

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Reply #187 - Oct 27th, 2011 at 7:13pm

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What is it?!?!?!?!?!?   What is it?!?!?!?!?!?
 

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Reply #188 - Oct 27th, 2011 at 7:26pm

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Incorrectly?  Cheesy Grin

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Reply #189 - Oct 28th, 2011 at 5:38am

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Groundbound is correct.. Cool
 

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Reply #190 - Oct 28th, 2011 at 12:20pm
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Walked into a store the other night and asked for 3 condoms.

While the clerk was ringing them up he asked if I needed a bag.

I said, "Nah.  She ain't that ugly."


 
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Reply #191 - Oct 31st, 2011 at 6:29pm

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U4EA wrote on Oct 28th, 2011 at 12:20pm:
Walked into a store the other night and asked for 3 condoms.

While the clerk was ringing them up he asked if I needed a bag.

I said, "Nah.  She ain't that ugly."



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Reply #192 - Nov 1st, 2011 at 3:04pm
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(courtesy of an 8 yr old trick-or-treater last night)

Do you know why the Chicago Cubs don't use the Internet?

Because they can't put three W's in a row.
 
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Reply #193 - Nov 1st, 2011 at 3:31pm

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U4EA wrote on Nov 1st, 2011 at 3:04pm:
(courtesy of an 8 yr old trick-or-treater last night)

Do you know why the Chicago Cubs don't use the Internet?

Because they can't put three W's in a row.

I don't get it. Cry Cry Cry
 

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Reply #194 - Nov 1st, 2011 at 4:55pm

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FSX_Dude wrote on Nov 1st, 2011 at 3:31pm:
U4EA wrote on Nov 1st, 2011 at 3:04pm:
(courtesy of an 8 yr old trick-or-treater last night)

Do you know why the Chicago Cubs don't use the Internet?

Because they can't put three W's in a row.

I don't get it. Cry Cry Cry



W's stand for wins in basaball(baseball) or world wide web on internet. Wink
 

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