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Reply #180 -
Oct 26
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, 2011 at 7:04pm
H
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Steve M wrote
on Oct 24
th
, 2011 at 6:38pm:
If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light,
what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You're blinded by the light aand very light headed.
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Reply #181 -
Oct 27
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Steve M
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H wrote
on Oct 26
th
, 2011 at 7:04pm:
Steve M wrote
on Oct 24
th
, 2011 at 6:38pm:
If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light,
what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You're blinded by the light aand very light headed.
Maybe the light would build up in the refractor lens until your headlights explode.
That is if light has mass.
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Reply #182 -
Oct 27
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I HEARD THAT!!!
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Reply #183 -
Oct 27
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Steve M wrote
on Oct 27
th
, 2011 at 4:19pm:
H wrote
on Oct 26
th
, 2011 at 7:04pm:
Steve M wrote
on Oct 24
th
, 2011 at 6:38pm:
If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light,
what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You're blinded by the light aand very light headed.
Maybe the light would build up in the refractor lens until your headlights explode.
That is if light has mass.
[img]
actualy it would explode.
the light particals would ram into into each other creating a nuclear explosion.
WHAT!? i am being serious in the humour section!
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Reply #184 -
Oct 27
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, 2011 at 4:43pm
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Groundbound1 wrote
on Oct 27
th
, 2011 at 4:29pm:
I HEARD THAT!!!
I remember that thread..
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Reply #185 -
Oct 27
th
, 2011 at 4:57pm
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jetprop wrote
on Oct 27
th
, 2011 at 4:41pm:
Steve M wrote
on Oct 27
th
, 2011 at 4:19pm:
H wrote
on Oct 26
th
, 2011 at 7:04pm:
Steve M wrote
on Oct 24
th
, 2011 at 6:38pm:
If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light,
what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You're blinded by the light aand very light headed.
Maybe the light would build up in the refractor lens until your headlights explode.
That is if light has mass.
[img]
actualy it would explode.
the light particals would ram into into each other creating a nuclear explosion.
WHAT!? i am being serious in the humour section!
I think even if the refractor lens was removed the light would still stay at the source. That is if light has mass, of course.
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Reply #186 -
Oct 27
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As long as its corny, it fits I think.
There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it?
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Reply #187 -
Oct 27
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What is it?!?!?!?!?!? What is it?!?!?!?!?!?
I don't need a Sign.....wait......Damn!
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Reply #188 -
Oct 27
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Incorrectly?
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Reply #189 -
Oct 28
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Steve M
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Groundbound is correct..
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Reply #190 -
Oct 28
th
, 2011 at 12:20pm
U4EA
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Walked into a store the other night and asked for 3 condoms.
While the clerk was ringing them up he asked if I needed a bag.
I said, "Nah. She ain't that ugly."
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Reply #191 -
Oct 31
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, 2011 at 6:29pm
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U4EA wrote
on Oct 28
th
, 2011 at 12:20pm:
Walked into a store the other night and asked for 3 condoms.
While the clerk was ringing them up he asked if I needed a bag.
I said, "Nah. She ain't that ugly."
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Reply #192 -
Nov 1
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, 2011 at 3:04pm
U4EA
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(courtesy of an 8 yr old trick-or-treater last night)
Do you know why the Chicago Cubs don't use the Internet?
Because they can't put three W's in a row.
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Reply #193 -
Nov 1
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, 2011 at 3:31pm
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U4EA wrote
on Nov 1
st
, 2011 at 3:04pm:
(courtesy of an 8 yr old trick-or-treater last night)
Do you know why the Chicago Cubs don't use the Internet?
Because they can't put three W's in a row.
I don't get it.
I don't need a Sign.....wait......Damn!
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Reply #194 -
Nov 1
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, 2011 at 4:55pm
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FSX_Dude wrote
on Nov 1
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, 2011 at 3:31pm:
U4EA wrote
on Nov 1
st
, 2011 at 3:04pm:
(courtesy of an 8 yr old trick-or-treater last night)
Do you know why the Chicago Cubs don't use the Internet?
Because they can't put three W's in a row.
I don't get it.
W's stand for wins in basaball(baseball) or world wide web on internet.
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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