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Reply #165 -
Oct 19
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, 2011 at 11:00pm
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what do you get when you mix pms with gps?
a moody bitch who will find you.
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Reply #166 -
Oct 20
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H wrote
on Oct 10
th
, 2011 at 4:58pm:
TacitBlue wrote
on Oct 10
th
, 2011 at 2:33pm:
Sorry to burst your bubble guys, but I'm not actually from Missouri*.
That still doesn't change the attitude of your statement... sort of like me being accused of a southern accent after stationed in Mississippi for over a year, although I rarely strayed from Keesler; guilt by association.
Ya'll (tee hee), I moved to Atlanta 23 years ago from Illinois and people STILL ask me if I am from up north. I must not say "ya'll" correctly.
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Reply #167 -
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Bud Greene wrote
on Oct 20
th
, 2011 at 2:46pm:
H wrote
on Oct 10
th
, 2011 at 4:58pm:
TacitBlue wrote
on Oct 10
th
, 2011 at 2:33pm:
Sorry to burst your bubble guys, but I'm not actually from Missouri*.
That still doesn't change the attitude of your statement... sort of like me being accused of a southern accent after stationed in Mississippi for over a year, although I rarely strayed from Keesler; guilt by association.
Ya'll (tee hee), I moved to Atlanta 23 years ago from Illinois and people STILL ask me if I am from up north. I must not say "ya'll" correctly.
Naaa, you're just not drinking enough "sweet tea"...
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Reply #168 -
Oct 20
th
, 2011 at 6:08pm
H
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Bud Greene wrote
on Oct 20
th
, 2011 at 2:46pm:
H wrote
on Oct 10
th
, 2011 at 4:58pm:
TacitBlue wrote
on Oct 10
th
, 2011 at 2:33pm:
Sorry to burst your bubble guys, but I'm not actually from Missouri*.
That still doesn't change the attitude of your statement... sort of like me being accused of a southern accent after stationed in Mississippi for over a year, although I rarely strayed from Keesler; guilt by association.
Ya'll (tee hee), I moved to Atlanta 23 years ago from Illinois and people STILL ask me if I am from up north. I must not say "ya'll" correctly.
Southerners definitely knew I was from the north -- but I went home on leave and was informed I'd been affected by a twinge of the southern according to my New England relatives.
I'd assume it's similar for immigrants and extended stay foreigners. Whereas variant spelling is the main different here, the typing doesn't quite carry the accent; I've worked or known a few now living in the US and the accent is very apparent; if they go back for a visit, surely the homeland natives will notice a difference in the speech of the former natives.
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Reply #169 -
Oct 21
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, 2011 at 12:16am
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H wrote
on Oct 20
th
, 2011 at 6:08pm:
Bud Greene wrote
on Oct 20
th
, 2011 at 2:46pm:
H wrote
on Oct 10
th
, 2011 at 4:58pm:
TacitBlue wrote
on Oct 10
th
, 2011 at 2:33pm:
Sorry to burst your bubble guys, but I'm not actually from Missouri*.
That still doesn't change the attitude of your statement... sort of like me being accused of a southern accent after stationed in Mississippi for over a year, although I rarely strayed from Keesler; guilt by association.
Ya'll (tee hee), I moved to Atlanta 23 years ago from Illinois and people STILL ask me if I am from up north. I must not say "ya'll" correctly.
Southerners definitely knew I was from the north -- but I went home on leave and was informed I'd been affected by a twinge of the southern according to my New England relatives.
I'd assume it's similar for immigrants and extended stay foreigners. Whereas variant spelling is the main different here, the typing doesn't quite carry the accent; I've worked or known a few now living in the US and the accent is very apparent; if they go back for a visit, surely the homeland natives will notice a difference in the speech of the former natives.
You did not have much of a northern accent on the phone. Sounded like you would fit right in.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Reply #170 -
Oct 21
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H
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patchz wrote
on Oct 21
st
, 2011 at 12:16am:
You did not have much of a northern accent on the phone. Sounded like you would fit right in.
That somewhat surprises me... must have been because we were connected through a southern phone line. I did, however, notice that, if you really weren't originally from southern Mississippi, that you weren't from much closer than northern Mississippi.
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Reply #171 -
Oct 22
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, 2011 at 1:33am
patchz
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H wrote
on Oct 21
st
, 2011 at 1:35am:
patchz wrote
on Oct 21
st
, 2011 at 12:16am:
You did not have much of a northern accent on the phone. Sounded like you would fit right in.
That somewhat surprises me... must have been because we were connected through a southern phone line. I did, however, notice that, if you really weren't originally from southern Mississippi, that you weren't from much closer than northern Mississippi.
That's only because I lived in Baton Rouge for a few years.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Reply #172 -
Oct 22
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, 2011 at 11:17am
Bud Greene
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Groundbound1 wrote
on Oct 20
th
, 2011 at 2:50pm:
Bud Greene wrote
on Oct 20
th
, 2011 at 2:46pm:
H wrote
on Oct 10
th
, 2011 at 4:58pm:
TacitBlue wrote
on Oct 10
th
, 2011 at 2:33pm:
Sorry to burst your bubble guys, but I'm not actually from Missouri*.
That still doesn't change the attitude of your statement... sort of like me being accused of a southern accent after stationed in Mississippi for over a year, although I rarely strayed from Keesler; guilt by association.
Ya'll (tee hee), I moved to Atlanta 23 years ago from Illinois and people STILL ask me if I am from up north. I must not say "ya'll" correctly.
Naaa, you're just not drinking enough "sweet tea"...
How true! I dislike sweet tea, however I LOVE Coca Cola (headquartered in Atlanta).
Even better yet is the Sweetwater 420 pale ale brewed here locally.
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Reply #173 -
Oct 22
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, 2011 at 3:21pm
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Ten words, two commas, an exclamation mark and a period all appeared in court yesterday...
They're due to be sentenced next week.
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Reply #174 -
Oct 22
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, 2011 at 3:39pm
Bud Greene
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Steve M wrote
on Oct 22
nd
, 2011 at 3:21pm:
Ten words, two commas, an exclamation mark and a period all appeared in court yesterday...
They're due to be sentenced next week.
I hope that when the exclamation mark and the period go back to court for their sentencing they are punctual.
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Reply #175 -
Oct 22
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, 2011 at 3:55pm
Steve M
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Bud Greene wrote
on Oct 22
nd
, 2011 at 3:39pm:
Steve M wrote
on Oct 22
nd
, 2011 at 3:21pm:
Ten words, two commas, an exclamation mark and a period all appeared in court yesterday...
They're due to be sentenced next week.
I hope that when the exclamation mark and the period go back to court for their sentencing they are punctual.
Unruly commas have a history of murdering text.,
Capital punishment is in order here.
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Reply #176 -
Oct 22
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, 2011 at 9:09pm
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Noun and again, they get their just rewards.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Reply #177 -
Oct 23
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, 2011 at 12:50am
H
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Some of the words and the two commas were additionally charged for showing their clause; their defense attorneys insisted it was just a phrase they were going through. The court also reminded that any leniency was up to the judge and specifically told the commas, period and exclamation point that they were to follow the letter.
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Reply #178 -
Oct 23
rd
, 2011 at 12:43pm
Bud Greene
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H wrote
on Oct 23
rd
, 2011 at 12:50am:
Some of the words and the two commas were additionally charged for showing their clause; their defense attorneys insisted it was just a phrase they were going through. The court also reminded that any leniency was up to the judge and specifically told the commas, period and exclamation point that they were to follow the letter.
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Reply #179 -
Oct 24
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, 2011 at 6:38pm
Steve M
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If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light,
what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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