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Reply #150 - Sep 29^th, 2011 at 2:30am

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Reply #151 - Sep 29^th, 2011 at 6:33pm

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patchz wrote on Sep 28^th, 2011 at 2:02am:

What do you say about bullets that missed their target?

They were lead astray. Roll Eyes

I never miss, but occasionally my bullets hit things that I wasn't aiming at... Roll Eyes

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Reply #152 - Sep 30^th, 2011 at 12:06am

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It's not the bullet with your name on it you have to worry about. It's the ones marked "To whom it my concern"!

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Reply #153 - Sep 30^th, 2011 at 10:43pm

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An elderly couple were in church. The wife leaned over and whispered to her husband, "I just let out a long silent fart... what should I do?"

The husband replied, "Replace the batteries in your hearing aid."

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Reply #154 - Oct 1^st, 2011 at 12:50am

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U4EA wrote on Sep 30^th, 2011 at 10:43pm:

An elderly couple were in church. The wife leaned over and whispered to her husband, "I just let out a long silent fart... what should I do?"
The husband replied, "Replace the batteries in your hearing aid."

The wife quickly responded in a hushed but intentionally audible voice, "I told you to take those stomach pills before we left!"

TacitBlue wrote on Sep 29^th, 2011 at 6:33pm:

I never miss, but occasionally my bullets hit things that I wasn't aiming at...

We hope you weren't one those things hit that you weren't aiming at*; such events are not as infrequent as we would think:
I've missed a target but never remember hitting the wrong one, let alone so far in the wrong direction.* Shocked

we know your statement was made in humor and, if it weren't for the results, some of the reasons for self-shootings are on the humorous side, if not just strange, too.

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Reply #155 - Oct 2^nd, 2011 at 6:30pm

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What's long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.

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Reply #156 - Oct 5^th, 2011 at 2:09am

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Did you know that if you put your ear up to a stranger's leg you can hear them say 'What the hell are you doing?'

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #157 - Oct 5^th, 2011 at 3:27am

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Steve M wrote on Oct 5^th, 2011 at 2:09am:

Did you know that if you put your ear up to a stranger's leg you can hear them say 'What the hell are you doing?'

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Reply #158 - Oct 5^th, 2011 at 5:32am

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Guess that's not as bad as what a dog would do to that leg. Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #159 - Oct 5^th, 2011 at 1:03pm

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patchz wrote on Oct 5^th, 2011 at 5:32am:

Guess that's not as bad as what a dog would do to that leg. Roll Eyes

This indicates Steve has wandered from his native province... he's evidently related to a Labrador Retriever;
they sometimes attempt retrieving from wanton places.

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Reply #160 - Oct 5^th, 2011 at 6:42pm

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H wrote on Oct 1^st, 2011 at 12:50am:

TacitBlue wrote on Sep 29^th, 2011 at 6:33pm:

I never miss, but occasionally my bullets hit things that I wasn't aiming at...

We hope you weren't one those things hit that you weren't aiming at*; such events are not as infrequent as we would think:
I've missed a target but never remember hitting the wrong one, let alone so far in the wrong direction.* Shocked

we know your statement was made in humor and, if it weren't for the results, some of the reasons for self-shootings are on the humorous side, if not just strange, too.

Nope, I've never shot myself. Cool

I do, however, consider things like the ground, trees, and neighbors to be legitimate unintentional targets. Wink

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Reply #161 - Oct 6^th, 2011 at 12:43am

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TacitBlue wrote on Oct 5^th, 2011 at 6:42pm:

I do, however, consider things like the ground, trees, and neighbors to be legitimate unintentional targets.

Spoken like a true Missouran. Shocked

A long while ago, it was well known that two particular Missourans did not like each other. They were both out hunting one day and one of them climbed up onto a tree limb. The other happened into the same vicinity and shot him off from the tree.
He told the sheriff, "I thought it was a deer."

PS Beware: if the deer can climb a tree, it naturally explains that it can hold a gun.

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Reply #162 - Oct 6^th, 2011 at 8:46am

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Well, it IS the Show Me State. Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #163 - Oct 10^th, 2011 at 2:33pm

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Sorry to burst your bubble guys, but I'm not actually from Missouri*. You can tell by my use of multi-syllable words. Wink

*We moved to the state of Misery from Indiana when I was 14. Wink

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Reply #164 - Oct 10^th, 2011 at 4:58pm

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TacitBlue wrote on Oct 10^th, 2011 at 2:33pm:

Sorry to burst your bubble guys, but I'm not actually from Missouri*.

That still doesn't change the attitude of your statement... sort of like me being accused of a southern accent after stationed in Mississippi for over a year, although I rarely strayed from Keesler; guilt by association.

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