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Reply #15 - Mar 23^rd, 2011 at 8:05am

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I had a bad dream about a horse last night, it was a nightmare

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Reply #16 - Mar 25^th, 2011 at 9:23am

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Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "I'll man the guns, you drive."

MY SPECS= 5' 11" Slightly less than healthy male, 160 lbs., Brown eyes........Oh...you were wondering about my computers specs.....

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Reply #17 - Mar 25^th, 2011 at 5:44pm

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The air was fresh, the sunshine warm and a hawk was sitting quietly on a limb overlooking the cornfield. Behind the hawk, one frog had the whole pond to himself...
until he croaked.

P.S. Okay, so I made that one up... but everyone knows all the others and you wanted something corny...

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Reply #18 - Mar 26^th, 2011 at 10:23am

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A man is sitting on the veranda with his wife, He suddenly says, “I love you.” She asks, “Is that you talking OR the beer talking ?” He replies, “It’s me……….talking to the beer.”..

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #19 - Mar 29^th, 2011 at 11:43am

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A blonde walks in to a bar and says ow.

F16!

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Reply #20 - Mar 31^st, 2011 at 12:14am

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What pop star lays on the floor and looks good?

Justin Berber! Cheesy

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Reply #21 - Mar 31^st, 2011 at 12:21am

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A dog walks into a saloon, the bartender grabs a gun and shots the dog yelling get out of my bar! Dog comes back a few days later goes into the saloon and says, I'm looking for the man that shot my paw!

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Reply #22 - Mar 31^st, 2011 at 9:00pm

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How did the horse vote in the election?

Neigh!

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #23 - Apr 1^st, 2011 at 9:48pm

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If I become ionized and then unionized, then do I have to pay union dues?

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Aircraft are naturally beautiful because form follows function. -TB

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Reply #24 - Apr 2^nd, 2011 at 7:48am

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Did you hear that the workers at the Royal Canadian Mint might go on strike? They want to make less money...

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #25 - Apr 5^th, 2011 at 3:06pm

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Three people lying on a bed. One is a guy on the left, and the is a other guy on the right, with the third being a girl in the middle.

What's her name?

Sharon Peters! Cheesy

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Reply #26 - Apr 9^th, 2011 at 6:05pm

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If the perfume vending machine is empty, what would the sign on the front of it say?

Out of odor.
Roll Eyes

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Aircraft are naturally beautiful because form follows function. -TB

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Reply #27 - Apr 15^th, 2011 at 12:47am

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A gorilla walks into the bar.......Orders a beer.

Bartender serves him the brew and says, $10 bucks!

The gorilla says $10 bucks
, you kidding me?!!

Bartender says, well I've never had a gorilla in here before!

Gorilla says, really?,,,,,,,,,well with these prices ,,,,,I'm not surprized!

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Reply #28 - Apr 15^th, 2011 at 1:32am

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Bubba and Boudreaux are arguing about the meanest animal on the planet. Bubba says, "Da meanest animule on da planet is a tiger."

Boudreaux says, "No, da meanest animule is a Grizzly Bear."

Justin walks up about this time and says, "You both wrong. Da meanest animule on da planet is a Crocodole."

Boudreaux says, "A Crocodole? What da hell is dat?"

Justin says, "He jus like a crocodile, 'cept he got a haid on both ends."

Bubba says, "A haid on both ends? How do he poop?"

Justin says, "He don't, dat what make him so mean."

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #29 - Apr 15^th, 2011 at 3:17pm

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patchz wrote on Apr 15^th, 2011 at 1:32am:

Bubba and Boudreaux are arguing about the meanest animal on the planet. Bubba says, "Da meanest animule on da planet is a tiger."

Boudreaux says, "No, da meanest animule is a Grizzly Bear."

Justin walks up about this time and says, "You both wrong. Da meanest animule on da planet is a Crocodole."

Boudreaux says, "A Crocodole? What da hell is dat?"

Justin says, "He jus like a crocodile, 'cept he got a haid on both ends."

Bubba says, "A haid on both ends? How do he poop?"

Justin says, "He don't, dat what make him so mean."

Corn no, funny yes!!! Grin

FSX, we've come a long way baby! Skunk Works is an official alias for Lockheed Martin’s Advanced Development Programs (ADP), formerly called Lockheed Advanced Development Projects. Skunk Works is responsible for a number of famous aircraft designs, including the U-2, the SR-71 Blackbird, the F-117 Nighthawk, and the F-22 Raptor. Its largest current project is the F-35 Lightning II

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