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Reply #105 - Sep 4^th, 2011 at 8:46am

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H wrote on Sep 4^th, 2011 at 7:21am:

U4EA wrote on Sep 3^rd, 2011 at 10:49pm:

Duck hunters are addicted to quack!

Did you discover that on their web site?

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Reply #106 - Sep 4^th, 2011 at 11:11am

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Not Exactly! I am a duck hunter! There, I said it! I feel so liberated now! Grin

"Hi, my name is U4EA and I'm a quack addict."

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Reply #107 - Sep 4^th, 2011 at 12:36pm

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What do astronauts get instead of athlete's foot?
Missile-toe

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Reply #108 - Sep 4^th, 2011 at 12:42pm

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Bud Greene wrote on Sep 4^th, 2011 at 12:36pm:

What do astronauts get instead of athlete's foot?
Missile-toe

Good one!

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Reply #109 - Sep 4^th, 2011 at 6:17pm

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Bud Greene wrote on Sep 4^th, 2011 at 12:36pm:

What do astronauts get instead of athlete's foot?
Missile-toe

An alternative question for that is:
"What do you find at the foot of a Christmas rocket?"

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Reply #110 - Sep 4^th, 2011 at 8:12pm

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U4EA wrote on Sep 4^th, 2011 at 11:11am:

Not Exactly! I am a duck hunter! There, I said it! I feel so liberated now! Grin

"Hi, my name is U4EA and I'm a quack addict."

Well if your a duck hunter you missed a few thousand Grin

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #111 - Sep 5^th, 2011 at 7:35am

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U4EA wrote on Sep 4^th, 2011 at 11:11am:

Not Exactly! I am a duck hunter!

Well, then, my fine feathered friend, would you tell me just what a duck hunts?

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Reply #112 - Sep 5^th, 2011 at 7:43am

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H wrote on Sep 5^th, 2011 at 7:35am:

U4EA wrote on Sep 4^th, 2011 at 11:11am:

Not Exactly! I am a duck hunter!

Well, then, my fine feathered friend, would you tell me just what a duck hunts?

Elmer Fudd??? Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #113 - Sep 5^th, 2011 at 8:54am

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patchz wrote on Sep 5^th, 2011 at 7:43am:

H wrote on Sep 5^th, 2011 at 7:35am:

U4EA wrote on Sep 4^th, 2011 at 11:11am:

Not Exactly! I am a duck hunter!

Well, then, my fine feathered friend, would you tell me just what a duck hunts?

Elmer Fudd??? Roll Eyes

Nope. Me. I'm constantly running from em'.
For some reason it thinks I'm it's mother!!! Cheesy

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Reply #114 - Sep 5^th, 2011 at 9:01am

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But for some reason they keep Pecking me Sad

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And one big one is constantly running after me.
It must be a big baby Tongue

Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.

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Reply #115 - Sep 5^th, 2011 at 1:14pm

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Why are pianos so noble?
They are upright and grand. Cheesy

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Reply #116 - Sep 5^th, 2011 at 6:02pm

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hyperpep111 wrote on Sep 5^th, 2011 at 9:01am:

But for some reason they keep Pecking me.

When they give you their bill, do you pay it?

Bud Greene wrote on Sep 5^th, 2011 at 1:14pm:

Why are pianos so noble?
They are upright and grand.

They haven't all been so noble -- some were real players.

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Reply #117 - Sep 5^th, 2011 at 8:08pm

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H wrote on Sep 5^th, 2011 at 6:02pm:

hyperpep111 wrote on Sep 5^th, 2011 at 9:01am:

But for some reason they keep Pecking me.

When they give you their bill, do you pay it?

Yes, but they still keep chasing me.

H wrote on Sep 5^th, 2011 at 6:02pm:

Bud Greene wrote on Sep 5^th, 2011 at 1:14pm:

Why are pianos so noble?
They are upright and grand.

They haven't all been so noble -- some were real players.

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Reply #118 - Sep 5^th, 2011 at 8:08pm

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H wrote on Sep 5^th, 2011 at 7:35am:

U4EA wrote on Sep 4^th, 2011 at 11:11am:

Not Exactly! I am a duck hunter!

Well, then, my fine feathered friend, would you tell me just what a duck hunts?

Lady ducks! Cool

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Reply #119 - Sep 5^th, 2011 at 8:14pm

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Steve M wrote on Sep 4^th, 2011 at 8:12pm:

U4EA wrote on Sep 4^th, 2011 at 11:11am:

Not Exactly! I am a duck hunter! There, I said it! I feel so liberated now! Grin

"Hi, my name is U4EA and I'm a quack addict."

Well if your a duck hunter you missed a few thousand Grin

Truth be told, and it must, if it flies and I shoot at it (referring to birds and birds only!) it has better than an 85% chance of flyin' off unharmed and flippin' me the.......you know! Cheesy

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