An attractive blonde  from Dublin , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed  a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single  roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind,  but I feel much luckier when I'm completely  nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down,  rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come  on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came  to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON,  I WON!'   She hugged each of the dealers and then  picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly  departed.

The dealers stared at each other  dumbfounded.  Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she  roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought  you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY  -

Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes  are dumb,
but all men...are  men!