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Joe Getting in Tune (Read 383 times)

Mar 14^th, 2011 at 3:09pm

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Joe's wife liked to sing and decided she would try out for the choir. From time to time, she would practice while she was in the kitchen preparing the meal. Whenever she would start in on a song, however, Joe headed outside to the porch.
His wife, her feelings hurt, asked, "Joe? Don't you like my singing?"
Joe replied, "Honey, I love your singing, but I just want to make sure the neighbors know I'm not beating you."

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Reply #1 - Mar 14^th, 2011 at 4:10pm

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My wife will be the first to admit she couldn't carry a tune in a bucket so I can relate to this hilarious joke Grin

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Reply #2 - Mar 14^th, 2011 at 5:08pm

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Good one H!

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #3 - Mar 14^th, 2011 at 8:16pm

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My wife tends to sound allot like Curly Howard.... Grin

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She can do a mean version of his ,"nyuk nyuk nyuk"..... Cheesy

Great joke.... Wink

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Reply #4 - Mar 15^th, 2011 at 12:31am

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In my best Curly voice:
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