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This isn't really a joke..... (Read 916 times)
Mar 1
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Romulus111VADT
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.....it's pretty darn sad. But this picture about sums up the problem.
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Mar 1
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Another impending problem here... after you've mortgaged the home, will it have bought you enough fuel to get back home?
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I dream of paying American gas prices
Matt
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expat wrote
on Mar 1
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I dream of paying American gas prices
Matt
I've travelled a bit, and I
DO
understand what you mean. As high a price as we think we pay, it's still very often just a fraction of what other countries do. However, ("rich, spoiled," American statement in...3,2,1,) imagine your fuel prices today, and add 30-40% more to it in 6 months time. That's just about how it hit us. For me, it isn't really the price that bothers me, it's the rate at which the price is
INCREASING
that's unsettling.
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Mar 1
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And they make us pump our own fuel, check our own oil, and wake up the kid in the kiosk so we can pay them.
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Groundbound1 wrote
on Mar 1
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, 2011 at 8:18pm:
expat wrote
on Mar 1
st
, 2011 at 5:59pm:
I dream of paying American gas prices
Matt
I've travelled a bit, and I
DO
understand what you mean. As high a price as we think we pay, it's still very often just a fraction of what other countries do. However, ("rich, spoiled," American statement in...3,2,1,) imagine your fuel prices today, and add 30-40% more to it in 6 months time. That's just about how it hit us. For me, it isn't really the price that bothers me, it's the rate at which the price is
INCREASING
that's unsettling.
To think, my grandfather griped about paying .15 cents a gallon back in the 1930's and my dad complained about paying about .40 cents per gallon in the 1960's. In the 1970's it was around .60 cents a gallon. In the 1980's it was about .70 cents a gallon.
So it took an average of 10 years to go up about .10 cents per gallon. Nowadays it can go up .10 cents in a single day because speculators panic if someone in the oil industry is seen scratching his ass with the wrong hand.
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"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Mar 2
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Pretty scary huh?
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http://205.252.250.26/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1298366248
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Mar 2
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ozzy72 wrote
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http://205.252.250.26/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1298366248
Goes to show you that both sides of the pond have their fair share of smartass's....lmao. I guess on this side we have more grades and more chances to pull a prank.
I remember one steakhouse sign that said, "You can't beat our meat!" It only lasted until the owner came in laughing his ass off and said it was a bit to risqué.
We did have allot of laughing customers that morning that came in with the lunch crowd.
Bet ya can't guess who the smartass was that put the sign up....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Mar 2
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If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Mar 2
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patchz wrote
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The ole apatosaurus (brontosaurus) keeled over dead, more oil for the future....lmao.
Allot has changed since it's creation in 1932...
Haven't seen one of the stations in many, many moons.
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Mar 2
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$82 to fill up my truck last night. I almost went home and cried. My only saving grace, I live four short miles from work, so that will last me the better part of the month.
Dave
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Mar 2
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DaveSims wrote
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$82 to fill up my truck last night. I almost went home and cried. My only saving grace, I live four short miles from work, so that will last me the better part of the month.
Darn and I thought it was bad when my Silverado 4X4 cost $35.00 to fill from approx. half a tank. It has a 26 gallon tank and a 4800 Vortec V-8....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Mar 2
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131 bucks yesterday to fill up my Chevy V8 cargo van.
I average a tank fill up every 3 to 4 days for work.
Fuel is priced by the teacup here, (litres)
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Mar 3
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I guess in a strange way, I'm lucky I'm disabled. I only drive my truck 12 miles a week on average. A half tank of fuel normally lasts me a good month or two.
The mechanics at the dealership laugh at me every April when I bring my truck in for inspection. I normally don't make the average of 3,000 miles per year fro the routine oil change. So my oil changed every April whether it needs it or not.
My 1999 truck just last weekend topped 60,000 miles. The first 48,000 were put on it between 1999 and 2001. So the last 12,000 miles has taken me 10 years to put on it; that averages to 1,200 miles per year! Darn...
Crap, I might as well sell the darn thing! All it is anymore is yard art!
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Mar 3
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Romulus111VADT wrote
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I guess in a strange way, I'm lucky I'm disabled. I only drive my truck 12 miles a week on average. A half tank of fuel normally lasts me a good month or two.
The mechanics at the dealership laugh at me every April when I bring my truck in for inspection. I normally don't make the average of 3,000 miles per year fro the routine oil change. So my oil changed every April whether it needs it or not.
My 1999 truck just last weekend topped 60,000 miles. The first 48,000 were put on it between 1999 and 2001. So the last 12,000 miles has taken me 10 years to put on it; that averages to 1,200 miles per year! Darn...
Crap, I might as well sell the darn thing! All it is anymore is yard art!
You are not alone.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Mar 3
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Back in 2001 I purchased a set of Michelin LTX M/S all season radials with an 80,000 mile tread rating. At the rate I'm driving the truck, the darn tires will rot off the truck before they wear out. It'll be another 70 years before the tread wears out.....lmao...
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Mar 3
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Pretty scary huh?
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I'm doing nearly 60 miles a day on my mighty green Kwaka and getting an average of 65MPG.... when I'm not being a twonk at which point I get it down to about 45
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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