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Winter Blonde (Read 320 times)
Mar 1st, 2011 at 12:05am
U4EA   Ex Member

 
WINTER BLONDE



As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.



The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."



The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.

She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.



Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"



Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.



At the third red light, the same thing happens again.



All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"



When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.



When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.





He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...



"Hi, my name is Mark. It's winter and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!


 
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Reply #1 - Mar 1st, 2011 at 4:34am

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Ever notice how blonds are normally so bubbly and happy? This is where the term "Ignorance is bliss" probably came from....lol

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Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Reply #2 - Mar 1st, 2011 at 9:00pm

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I love those blonde jokes!  Grin
 

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