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Stress Test (Read 1291 times)
Feb 17
th
, 2011 at 6:46pm
patchz
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IN THE FUNNY PAPERS
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I am not sure exactly how this works, but this is amazingly accurate
The picture below has 2 identical dolphins within it. It was used in a case study of stress levels at the Mayo Clinic, and later at Fletcher Allen Medical Center in Burlington , Vermont .
Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study revealed that, in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress will find
many differences between the two dolphins. The more differences a person finds, the more stress that person is experiencing.
Scroll Down and look carefully at the photograph. If you find more than three differences you may need to take a vacation.
If you need me, I'll be on vacation.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Feb 17
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, 2011 at 7:05pm
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HaHa! I just emailed this to my boss. Nice one Larry!
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Feb 19
th
, 2011 at 11:59am
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Guess I need more than just a vacation -- they both look like identical cattle to me...
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Mar 7
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, 2011 at 2:01pm
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L.T. this test is udderlessly ridiculous!
FSX, we've come a long way baby! Skunk Works is an official alias for Lockheed Martin’s Advanced Development Programs (ADP), formerly called Lockheed Advanced Development Projects. Skunk Works is responsible for a number of famous aircraft designs, including the U-2, the SR-71 Blackbird, the F-117 Nighthawk, and the F-22 Raptor. Its largest current project is the F-35 Lightning II
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Mar 7
th
, 2011 at 4:53pm
H
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2003: the year NH couldn't
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Skunkworks wrote
on Mar 7
th
, 2011 at 2:01pm:
L.T. this test is udderlessly ridiculous!
For goodness sake, don't have a cow...
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Mar 8
th
, 2011 at 11:43am
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Okay, you guys have milked this one enough.
Time to moove on.
The mind is like a parachute...it only works when it's open.
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Mar 8
th
, 2011 at 5:25pm
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jime59 wrote
on Mar 8
th
, 2011 at 11:43am:
Okay, you guys have milked this one enough.
Time to moove on.
So you say...
you just had to horn in, didn't you...
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Mar 8
th
, 2011 at 7:20pm
Skunkworks
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Of course the two chaps in patchz pic are saying
"Can't two mammals play in peace while you humans work out Your problems?"
FSX, we've come a long way baby! Skunk Works is an official alias for Lockheed Martin’s Advanced Development Programs (ADP), formerly called Lockheed Advanced Development Projects. Skunk Works is responsible for a number of famous aircraft designs, including the U-2, the SR-71 Blackbird, the F-117 Nighthawk, and the F-22 Raptor. Its largest current project is the F-35 Lightning II
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Mar 8
th
, 2011 at 10:34pm
patchz
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I think you all herd wrong. It's just a picture of Dol and friend.
Would I steer your wrong?
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Mar 9
th
, 2011 at 5:10pm
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Dol friend, nothing, you said that on porpoise...
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Mar 9
th
, 2011 at 5:15pm
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When I looked at that spot, I saw a shark and a pretty girl. I need to go sit in my leather recliner.
I went outside once. The graphics weren't all
that
great.
Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me.
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Mar 9
th
, 2011 at 5:49pm
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Todays special. Surf and turf.
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Mar 9
th
, 2011 at 6:43pm
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Elmer to Filpper...
" Don't be smilin' at me bitch or I'll cloven hoof that beak"
FSX, we've come a long way baby! Skunk Works is an official alias for Lockheed Martin’s Advanced Development Programs (ADP), formerly called Lockheed Advanced Development Projects. Skunk Works is responsible for a number of famous aircraft designs, including the U-2, the SR-71 Blackbird, the F-117 Nighthawk, and the F-22 Raptor. Its largest current project is the F-35 Lightning II
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Mar 9
th
, 2011 at 7:16pm
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Its bubbles on the outside and Elsie sticking to the rails, nose to nose rounding the bend folks. Elsie hoofing it by a nose down the straight and across the finish line and here comes bubbles wiping up the rear. What a finish!
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Mar 9
th
, 2011 at 9:11pm
patchz
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I feel sorry for any 'guest' that stumbles on this thread. I'm laughing so hard right now, it hurts.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Mar 9
th
, 2011 at 9:14pm
patchz
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IN THE FUNNY PAPERS
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Strawberry Yogurt wrote
on Mar 9
th
, 2011 at 5:15pm:
When I looked at that spot, I saw a shark and a pretty girl. I need to go sit in my leather recliner.
Well, up to that point, at least we could still say no animals were hurt in this thread. Unless they figured out how to skin a cow without killing it. Now I have this image in my head of a nude, skinless cow sitting in a recliner.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 12:50am
U4EA
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Steve M wrote
on Mar 9
th
, 2011 at 7:16pm:
Its bubbles on the outside and Elsie sticking to the rails, nose to nose rounding the bend folks. Elsie hoofing it by a nose down the straight and across the finish line and here comes bubbles wiping up the rear. What a finish!
X 100 = that swig of MtnDew squirtin' out a nostril!
By the way, my neighbor said they swam with dolphins last month on vacation..........reckon I don't need to see
their
pictures now!
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Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 12:41pm
Skunkworks
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U4EA wrote
on Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 12:50am:
X 100 = that swig of MtnDew squirtin' out a nostril!
Bull,
That was just exhalation out the ol' blow hole
FSX, we've come a long way baby! Skunk Works is an official alias for Lockheed Martin’s Advanced Development Programs (ADP), formerly called Lockheed Advanced Development Projects. Skunk Works is responsible for a number of famous aircraft designs, including the U-2, the SR-71 Blackbird, the F-117 Nighthawk, and the F-22 Raptor. Its largest current project is the F-35 Lightning II
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Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 2:18pm
patchz
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I heard the dolphin say, "if that cow don't quit following me, I'm gonna flip 'er."
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 5:45pm
Skunkworks
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"mooooove over fish, I saw her first"
...
"Fish? My name ain't Charlie, he's the chicken of the sea"
FSX, we've come a long way baby! Skunk Works is an official alias for Lockheed Martin’s Advanced Development Programs (ADP), formerly called Lockheed Advanced Development Projects. Skunk Works is responsible for a number of famous aircraft designs, including the U-2, the SR-71 Blackbird, the F-117 Nighthawk, and the F-22 Raptor. Its largest current project is the F-35 Lightning II
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Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 7:26pm
patchz
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One mammal to another, you realize all the things they are going to say about us in the forums don't you?
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 7:39pm
U4EA
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Skunkworks wrote
on Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 12:41pm:
U4EA wrote
on Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 12:50am:
X 100 = that swig of MtnDew squirtin' out a nostril!
Bull,
That was just exhalation out the ol' blow hole
If I had feelings, that woulda hurt 'em.
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Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 9:14pm
Skunkworks
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U4EA wrote
on Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 7:39pm:
Skunkworks wrote
on Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 12:41pm:
U4EA wrote
on Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 12:50am:
X 100 = that swig of MtnDew squirtin' out a nostril!
Bull,
That was just exhalation out the ol' blow hole
If I had feelings, that woulda hurt 'em.
Sorry, no personal attack intended.
Bull
...Bovine...Steer, cheese and crackers man o shevitz
Blow hole
...Dolphin breathing apparatus...holy guacamole
But I digress.
Got Milk?
FSX, we've come a long way baby! Skunk Works is an official alias for Lockheed Martin’s Advanced Development Programs (ADP), formerly called Lockheed Advanced Development Projects. Skunk Works is responsible for a number of famous aircraft designs, including the U-2, the SR-71 Blackbird, the F-117 Nighthawk, and the F-22 Raptor. Its largest current project is the F-35 Lightning II
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Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 9:28pm
patchz
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Skunkworks wrote
on Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 9:14pm:
Got Milk?
Cows or dolphins?
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Mar 12
th
, 2011 at 12:59am
U4EA
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No worries Pepe! Ya gotta come up with somethin' way goofier than that to offend me.
patchz wrote
on Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 9:28pm:
Skunkworks wrote
on Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 9:14pm:
Got Milk?
Cows or dolphins?
One word! Ewwwwwww!
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Mar 12
th
, 2011 at 11:09am
Skunkworks
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patchz wrote
on Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 9:28pm:
Skunkworks wrote
on Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 9:14pm:
Got Milk?
Cows or dolphins?
Well, Both
FSX, we've come a long way baby! Skunk Works is an official alias for Lockheed Martin’s Advanced Development Programs (ADP), formerly called Lockheed Advanced Development Projects. Skunk Works is responsible for a number of famous aircraft designs, including the U-2, the SR-71 Blackbird, the F-117 Nighthawk, and the F-22 Raptor. Its largest current project is the F-35 Lightning II
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