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Reply #15 -
Mar 9
th
, 2011 at 9:14pm
patchz
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What, me worry?
IN THE FUNNY PAPERS
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Strawberry Yogurt wrote
on Mar 9
th
, 2011 at 5:15pm:
When I looked at that spot, I saw a shark and a pretty girl. I need to go sit in my leather recliner.
Well, up to that point, at least we could still say no animals were hurt in this thread. Unless they figured out how to skin a cow without killing it. Now I have this image in my head of a nude, skinless cow sitting in a recliner.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Reply #16 -
Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 12:50am
U4EA
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Steve M wrote
on Mar 9
th
, 2011 at 7:16pm:
Its bubbles on the outside and Elsie sticking to the rails, nose to nose rounding the bend folks. Elsie hoofing it by a nose down the straight and across the finish line and here comes bubbles wiping up the rear. What a finish!
X 100 = that swig of MtnDew squirtin' out a nostril!
By the way, my neighbor said they swam with dolphins last month on vacation..........reckon I don't need to see
their
pictures now!
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Reply #17 -
Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 12:41pm
Skunkworks
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U4EA wrote
on Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 12:50am:
X 100 = that swig of MtnDew squirtin' out a nostril!
Bull,
That was just exhalation out the ol' blow hole
FSX, we've come a long way baby! Skunk Works is an official alias for Lockheed Martin’s Advanced Development Programs (ADP), formerly called Lockheed Advanced Development Projects. Skunk Works is responsible for a number of famous aircraft designs, including the U-2, the SR-71 Blackbird, the F-117 Nighthawk, and the F-22 Raptor. Its largest current project is the F-35 Lightning II
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Reply #18 -
Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 2:18pm
patchz
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What, me worry?
IN THE FUNNY PAPERS
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I heard the dolphin say, "if that cow don't quit following me, I'm gonna flip 'er."
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Reply #19 -
Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 5:45pm
Skunkworks
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"mooooove over fish, I saw her first"
...
"Fish? My name ain't Charlie, he's the chicken of the sea"
FSX, we've come a long way baby! Skunk Works is an official alias for Lockheed Martin’s Advanced Development Programs (ADP), formerly called Lockheed Advanced Development Projects. Skunk Works is responsible for a number of famous aircraft designs, including the U-2, the SR-71 Blackbird, the F-117 Nighthawk, and the F-22 Raptor. Its largest current project is the F-35 Lightning II
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Reply #20 -
Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 7:26pm
patchz
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What, me worry?
IN THE FUNNY PAPERS
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One mammal to another, you realize all the things they are going to say about us in the forums don't you?
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Reply #21 -
Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 7:39pm
U4EA
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Skunkworks wrote
on Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 12:41pm:
U4EA wrote
on Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 12:50am:
X 100 = that swig of MtnDew squirtin' out a nostril!
Bull,
That was just exhalation out the ol' blow hole
If I had feelings, that woulda hurt 'em.
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Reply #22 -
Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 9:14pm
Skunkworks
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U4EA wrote
on Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 7:39pm:
Skunkworks wrote
on Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 12:41pm:
U4EA wrote
on Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 12:50am:
X 100 = that swig of MtnDew squirtin' out a nostril!
Bull,
That was just exhalation out the ol' blow hole
If I had feelings, that woulda hurt 'em.
Sorry, no personal attack intended.
Bull
...Bovine...Steer, cheese and crackers man o shevitz
Blow hole
...Dolphin breathing apparatus...holy guacamole
But I digress.
Got Milk?
FSX, we've come a long way baby! Skunk Works is an official alias for Lockheed Martin’s Advanced Development Programs (ADP), formerly called Lockheed Advanced Development Projects. Skunk Works is responsible for a number of famous aircraft designs, including the U-2, the SR-71 Blackbird, the F-117 Nighthawk, and the F-22 Raptor. Its largest current project is the F-35 Lightning II
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Reply #23 -
Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 9:28pm
patchz
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What, me worry?
IN THE FUNNY PAPERS
Gender:
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Skunkworks wrote
on Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 9:14pm:
Got Milk?
Cows or dolphins?
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Reply #24 -
Mar 12
th
, 2011 at 12:59am
U4EA
Ex Member
No worries Pepe! Ya gotta come up with somethin' way goofier than that to offend me.
patchz wrote
on Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 9:28pm:
Skunkworks wrote
on Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 9:14pm:
Got Milk?
Cows or dolphins?
One word! Ewwwwwww!
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Reply #25 -
Mar 12
th
, 2011 at 11:09am
Skunkworks
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patchz wrote
on Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 9:28pm:
Skunkworks wrote
on Mar 11
th
, 2011 at 9:14pm:
Got Milk?
Cows or dolphins?
Well, Both
FSX, we've come a long way baby! Skunk Works is an official alias for Lockheed Martin’s Advanced Development Programs (ADP), formerly called Lockheed Advanced Development Projects. Skunk Works is responsible for a number of famous aircraft designs, including the U-2, the SR-71 Blackbird, the F-117 Nighthawk, and the F-22 Raptor. Its largest current project is the F-35 Lightning II
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