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Stress Test (Read 1288 times)
Feb 17
th
, 2011 at 6:46pm
patchz
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IN THE FUNNY PAPERS
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I am not sure exactly how this works, but this is amazingly accurate
The picture below has 2 identical dolphins within it. It was used in a case study of stress levels at the Mayo Clinic, and later at Fletcher Allen Medical Center in Burlington , Vermont .
Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study revealed that, in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress will find
many differences between the two dolphins. The more differences a person finds, the more stress that person is experiencing.
Scroll Down and look carefully at the photograph. If you find more than three differences you may need to take a vacation.
If you need me, I'll be on vacation.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Feb 17
th
, 2011 at 7:05pm
Steve M
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HaHa! I just emailed this to my boss. Nice one Larry!
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Feb 19
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, 2011 at 11:59am
H
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Guess I need more than just a vacation -- they both look like identical cattle to me...
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Mar 7
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, 2011 at 2:01pm
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L.T. this test is udderlessly ridiculous!
FSX, we've come a long way baby! Skunk Works is an official alias for Lockheed Martin’s Advanced Development Programs (ADP), formerly called Lockheed Advanced Development Projects. Skunk Works is responsible for a number of famous aircraft designs, including the U-2, the SR-71 Blackbird, the F-117 Nighthawk, and the F-22 Raptor. Its largest current project is the F-35 Lightning II
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Mar 7
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, 2011 at 4:53pm
H
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2003: the year NH couldn't
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Skunkworks wrote
on Mar 7
th
, 2011 at 2:01pm:
L.T. this test is udderlessly ridiculous!
For goodness sake, don't have a cow...
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Mar 8
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, 2011 at 11:43am
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Okay, you guys have milked this one enough.
Time to moove on.
The mind is like a parachute...it only works when it's open.
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Mar 8
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, 2011 at 5:25pm
H
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2003: the year NH couldn't
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jime59 wrote
on Mar 8
th
, 2011 at 11:43am:
Okay, you guys have milked this one enough.
Time to moove on.
So you say...
you just had to horn in, didn't you...
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Mar 8
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, 2011 at 7:20pm
Skunkworks
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Of course the two chaps in patchz pic are saying
"Can't two mammals play in peace while you humans work out Your problems?"
FSX, we've come a long way baby! Skunk Works is an official alias for Lockheed Martin’s Advanced Development Programs (ADP), formerly called Lockheed Advanced Development Projects. Skunk Works is responsible for a number of famous aircraft designs, including the U-2, the SR-71 Blackbird, the F-117 Nighthawk, and the F-22 Raptor. Its largest current project is the F-35 Lightning II
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Mar 8
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, 2011 at 10:34pm
patchz
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I think you all herd wrong. It's just a picture of Dol and friend.
Would I steer your wrong?
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Mar 9
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, 2011 at 5:10pm
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2003: the year NH couldn't
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Dol friend, nothing, you said that on porpoise...
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Mar 9
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, 2011 at 5:15pm
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When I looked at that spot, I saw a shark and a pretty girl. I need to go sit in my leather recliner.
I went outside once. The graphics weren't all
that
great.
Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me.
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Mar 9
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, 2011 at 5:49pm
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Todays special. Surf and turf.
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Mar 9
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, 2011 at 6:43pm
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Elmer to Filpper...
" Don't be smilin' at me bitch or I'll cloven hoof that beak"
FSX, we've come a long way baby! Skunk Works is an official alias for Lockheed Martin’s Advanced Development Programs (ADP), formerly called Lockheed Advanced Development Projects. Skunk Works is responsible for a number of famous aircraft designs, including the U-2, the SR-71 Blackbird, the F-117 Nighthawk, and the F-22 Raptor. Its largest current project is the F-35 Lightning II
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Mar 9
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, 2011 at 7:16pm
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Its bubbles on the outside and Elsie sticking to the rails, nose to nose rounding the bend folks. Elsie hoofing it by a nose down the straight and across the finish line and here comes bubbles wiping up the rear. What a finish!
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Mar 9
th
, 2011 at 9:11pm
patchz
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I feel sorry for any 'guest' that stumbles on this thread. I'm laughing so hard right now, it hurts.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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