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Dinner with the boys (Read 352 times)
Feb 9th, 2011 at 11:26am

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A group of 40 year old friends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waitresses there had tight pants and big boobs.

10 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was very good as was the wine.

10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they could eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and they even had an elevator.

10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.
 

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Reply #1 - Feb 9th, 2011 at 12:26pm

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I always did like a place with an ocean view....lmao
 

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Reply #2 - Feb 10th, 2011 at 6:05pm

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I must inquire of the last meeting...
how many of them were able to find the place...
if they did, did they remember why they were there?



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Reply #3 - Feb 11th, 2011 at 10:01pm

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this one also made me laugh...forwarding it to my grandmother in a minute...!
 
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