Search the archive:
YaBB - Yet another Bulletin Board
 
   
 
Page Index Toggle Pages: 1
Send Topic Print
Father of the year! (Read 352 times)
Feb 4th, 2011 at 11:19am
U4EA   Ex Member

 
A man boarded a plane with six kids.

After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"

He replied, "No Ma'am, I work for a condom company.
These are customer complaints."


 
DARN, I WISH I COULD THINK THAT QUICKLY!







 
IP Logged
 
Reply #1 - Feb 4th, 2011 at 3:48pm

ozzy72   Offline
Global Moderator
Pretty scary huh?
Madsville

Gender: male
Posts: 37122
*****
 
Superb! Especially considering my wife is the result of poor Soviet quality control in the rubber factory Grin Grin Grin
 

...
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
IP Logged
 
Reply #2 - Feb 4th, 2011 at 6:42pm

Steve M   Offline
Colonel
Cambridge On.

Gender: male
Posts: 4097
*****
 
Grin Grin Well, it's just living proof that all condoms should be tested before use.  Roll Eyes
 

...
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
IP Logged
 
Reply #3 - Feb 4th, 2011 at 8:17pm

Romulus111VADT   Offline
Colonel

Gender: male
Posts: 5521
*****
 
ozzy72 wrote on Feb 4th, 2011 at 3:48pm:
Superb! Especially considering my wife is the result of poor Soviet quality control in the rubber factory Grin Grin Grin


LMAO, you ain't right.... Grin
 

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
IP Logged
 
Reply #4 - Feb 5th, 2011 at 4:54pm

expat   Offline
Colonel
Deep behind enemy lines!

Gender: male
Posts: 8499
*****
 
Nice one. I have tucked that away for future us Smiley

Matt
 

PETA ... People Eating Tasty Animals.

B1 Boeing 737-800 and Dash8 Q-400
IP Logged
 
Page Index Toggle Pages: 1
Send Topic Print