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Father of the year! (Read 352 times)
Feb 4
th
, 2011 at 11:19am
U4EA
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A man boarded a plane with six kids.
After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"
He replied, "No Ma'am, I work for a condom company.
These are customer complaints."
DARN, I WISH I COULD THINK THAT QUICKLY!
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Feb 4
th
, 2011 at 3:48pm
ozzy72
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Superb! Especially considering my wife is the result of poor Soviet quality control in the rubber factory
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Feb 4
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, 2011 at 6:42pm
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Well, it's just living proof that all condoms should be tested before use.
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Feb 4
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, 2011 at 8:17pm
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ozzy72 wrote
on Feb 4
th
, 2011 at 3:48pm:
Superb! Especially considering my wife is the result of poor Soviet quality control in the rubber factory
LMAO, you ain't right....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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, 2011 at 4:54pm
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Nice one. I have tucked that away for future us
Matt
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People Eating Tasty Animals.
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