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Bud Lite Drunk (Read 451 times)
Feb 3rd, 2011 at 12:06pm

patchz   Offline
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A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue  ...
Doctor: "What happened?"
 
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to  do.  Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."
 
Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start  swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow.
Just keep swishing and swishing  until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."
 
Two weeks  later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh  and reborn.
 
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband  came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished,and he didn't touch me!"
 
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"**
 

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Reply #1 - Feb 3rd, 2011 at 5:00pm

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Grin Grin Classic!
 

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Reply #2 - Feb 4th, 2011 at 3:58am

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Brilliant  Grin Grin

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Reply #3 - Feb 8th, 2011 at 2:12pm

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I'm not sure if it's o.k. to laugh out loud or not (my wife is very near) Grin Grin Grin
Along the same lines though: Q)What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
                            
                                        A)Nothing...........you already told her twice Smiley Lips Sealed
                  
 

"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings. Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds.....and done a hundred things you have never dreamed of.....wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind along and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.

Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"
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Reply #4 - Feb 9th, 2011 at 4:33am

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CHUCK79 wrote on Feb 8th, 2011 at 2:12pm:
: Q)What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
                            
                                        A)Nothing...........you already told her twice Smiley Lips Sealed
                  
                                        



Some one is playing with fire  Grin Grin

Matt

PS, just how much Bud Lite does one have to drink to become drunk. Surly the fluid capacity of the human body will be reached before the alcohol content takes effect Cheesy Grin Grin
 

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