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Bud Lite Drunk (Read 451 times)
Feb 3
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, 2011 at 12:06pm
patchz
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What, me worry?
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A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow.
Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished,and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"**
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Feb 3
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Classic!
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Brilliant
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"Good grief"
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I'm not sure if it's o.k. to laugh out loud or not (my wife is very near)
Along the same lines though: Q)What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A)Nothing...........you already told her twice
"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings. Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds.....and done a hundred things you have never dreamed of.....wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind along and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.
Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"
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Feb 9
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CHUCK79 wrote
on Feb 8
th
, 2011 at 2:12pm:
: Q)What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A)Nothing...........you already told her twice
Some one is playing with fire
Matt
PS, just how much Bud Lite does one have to drink to become drunk. Surly the fluid capacity of the human body will be reached before the alcohol content takes effect
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