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Ya gotta have a sense of humor.... (Read 805 times)
Jan 29
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.....if your gonna haul crap for a living....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Jan 29
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Awesome list...
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This thread is a load of s***
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Going into my Favorites now...
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Holy
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That is funny!
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Tanks for those - made me laugh
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Back in the 1970's in Florida, there was a rather funny scandal that went on. An owner of a concrete company had forgotten something at home. He went back home to get it only to find a Cadillac parked in his driveway and his wife in bed with it's owner.
Well, so the story goes, he filled the Caddy with cement and wrote a note in the cement in regard to getting a divorce attorney.
Story is probably BS, but can you imagine if it were real and the dude owned a septic tank pumping company....
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Wow, a Caddy filled to the tops of the doors with one big load of crap....yikes.
Or even worse, say he stuck the hose through the bedroom window and blasted the bed and it occupants....
Wow, what a shitty thing to do....
Oh, I'm so ...
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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I'm glad I'm on your side Rom
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Rather like the second, but...............
The last one......, two nations separated by a common language......has a TOTALLY different meaning in the UK
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expat wrote
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Rather like the second, but...............
The last one......, two nations separated by a common language......has a TOTALLY different meaning in the UK
Matt
Well, judging by their business card -
Apparently it's popular in Victoria, Australia....
Yes, I know what the term "Turd Burglar" implies....
....I didn't name the company...
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Romulus111VADT wrote
on Feb 2
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expat wrote
on Feb 1
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, 2011 at 5:52pm:
Rather like the second, but...............
The last one......, two nations separated by a common language......has a TOTALLY different meaning in the UK
Matt
Well, judging by their business card -
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Apparently it's popular in Victoria, Australia....
Yes, I know what the term "Turd Burglar" implies....
....I didn't name the company...
A few British ex-pats down under must be giggling each time they see it then
Matt
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People Eating Tasty Animals.
B1 Boeing 737-800 and Dash8 Q-400
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expat wrote
on Feb 2
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, 2011 at 1:32pm:
Romulus111VADT wrote
on Feb 2
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, 2011 at 7:51am:
expat wrote
on Feb 1
st
, 2011 at 5:52pm:
Rather like the second, but...............
The last one......, two nations separated by a common language......has a TOTALLY different meaning in the UK
Matt
Well, judging by their business card -
[img]
Apparently it's popular in Victoria, Australia....
Yes, I know what the term "Turd Burglar" implies....
....I didn't name the company...
A few British ex-pats down under must be giggling each time they see it then
Matt
It would be a real hoot if the company was called, "Rump Rangers".....They'd stop traffic for all the motorist that were laughing their ass's off....
I can just see the ad on the side of the truck, "Rump Rangers - We're light on our feet"....OMG....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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My dad is a civil engineer and does a lot of work with a local septic company. Their slogan has had me laughing for years now, whenever I see their trucks.
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Wow, that is a catchy slogan....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Feb 5
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ozzy72 wrote
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This thread is a load of s***
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