Simviation Forum - So how many of us.......

Jan 28^th, 2011 at 7:27am

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So how many of us would get the death sentence Grin

Breaking wind is set to be made a crime in Malawi. The government plan to punish persistent offenders 'who foul the air'.

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Reply #1 - Jan 28^th, 2011 at 7:41am

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The best never get caught Wink

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Reply #2 - Jan 28^th, 2011 at 9:54am

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I don't know what is "breaking the wind" well, I literally know what is breaking and wind ,but don't know that expression, I guess must be something about farting ,right?

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Reply #3 - Jan 28^th, 2011 at 11:33am

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Good Lord, I'd be the John Dillinger type of public enemy no. 1 of farts. I bet I can cut a 1 minute 4 octave fart.... Grin

Break wind:
fart Shocked

pass gas

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Flatulence - the proper term.... Roll Eyes

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Reply #4 - Jan 28^th, 2011 at 11:39am

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Sounds like a lot of hot air to me. Roll Eyes

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Reply #5 - Jan 28^th, 2011 at 11:39am

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alrot wrote on Jan 28^th, 2011 at 9:54am:

I guess must be something about farting ,right?

You are correct Alex.

And here are a few more names for it.......Fart Thesaurus Grin

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Reply #6 - Jan 28^th, 2011 at 11:40am

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Are they going to outlaw burritos and chilly too? Grin

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Reply #7 - Jan 28^th, 2011 at 12:14pm

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patchz wrote on Jan 28^th, 2011 at 11:39am:

Sounds like a lot of hot air to me. Roll Eyes

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Reply #8 - Jan 28^th, 2011 at 1:37pm

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expat wrote on Jan 28^th, 2011 at 11:39am:

alrot wrote on Jan 28^th, 2011 at 9:54am:

I guess must be something about farting ,right?

You are correct Alex.

And here are a few more names for it.......Fart Thesaurus Grin

Matt

Wow, had to copy that link for future reference... Wink

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

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Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #9 - Jan 28^th, 2011 at 5:22pm

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expat wrote on Jan 28^th, 2011 at 11:39am:

alrot wrote on Jan 28^th, 2011 at 9:54am:

I guess must be something about farting ,right?

You are correct Alex.

And here are a few more names for it.......Fart Thesaurus Grin

Matt

They left out my favorite one: "Testing the air/s**t separator". Wink

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Reply #10 - Jan 28^th, 2011 at 8:45pm

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TacitBlue wrote on Jan 28^th, 2011 at 11:40am:

Are they going to outlaw burritos and chilly too? Grin

OMG!!

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Reply #11 - Jan 28^th, 2011 at 9:15pm

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TacitBlue wrote on Jan 28^th, 2011 at 11:40am:

Are they going to outlaw burritos and chilly too? Grin

... are you doing a weather report? Then it's followed by "hot tamale"

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Reply #12 - Jan 28^th, 2011 at 9:44pm

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Doh, I knew that didn't look right!

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Are they going to outlaw burritos and chili too? Grin

There.

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Reply #13 - Jan 29^th, 2011 at 8:12am

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I suddenly have the urge to eat a lot of curried vegetables and guzzle larger and crack off a good one Grin

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Reply #14 - Jan 29^th, 2011 at 3:46pm

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TacitBlue wrote on Jan 28^th, 2011 at 5:22pm:

expat wrote on Jan 28^th, 2011 at 11:39am:

alrot wrote on Jan 28^th, 2011 at 9:54am:

I guess must be something about farting ,right?

You are correct Alex.
And here are a few more names for it.......Fart Thesaurus Grin

They left out my favorite one: "Testing the air/s**t separator". Wink

Didn't see my old term, Gaseous Eruptions.

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Reply #15 - Jan 29^th, 2011 at 4:26pm

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This could create a market for rubber underwear (Firestone steelbelted briefs) and pressure gauge belt buckles. Cheesy

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