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New Advances in Redneck Technology! (Read 1760 times)
Jan 12
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, 2011 at 12:38pm
Romulus111VADT
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Redneck version of Onstar?
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Jan 12
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patchz
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They say necessity is the mother of invention, and if it works....
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Jan 12
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Pretty inventive and very little duct tape was used!
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Jan 12
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Pretty scary huh?
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The third one I'm sure belong to Richard Hammond of Top Gear fame
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Jan 12
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The toilet chair reminds me of the ladies camp bathroom that my friends and I invented when we decided to take our girlfriends on one of our camping trips. It was a folding lawn chair with the seat cut out and a toilet seat duct-taped to the frame. we all thought it was hilarious, but the girls loved it.
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Aircraft are naturally beautiful because form follows function. -TB
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Jan 13
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TacitBlue wrote
on Jan 12
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, 2011 at 11:39pm:
The toilet chair reminds me of the ladies camp bathroom that my friends and I invented when we decided to take our girlfriends on one of our camping trips. It was a folding lawn chair with the seat cut out and a toilet seat duct-taped to the frame. we all thought it was hilarious, but the girls loved it.
It's nice to know that I'm not the only redneck around here....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Jan 13
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patchz
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What, me worry?
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Romulus111VADT wrote
on Jan 13
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, 2011 at 4:24am:
TacitBlue wrote
on Jan 12
th
, 2011 at 11:39pm:
The toilet chair reminds me of the ladies camp bathroom that my friends and I invented when we decided to take our girlfriends on one of our camping trips. It was a folding lawn chair with the seat cut out and a toilet seat duct-taped to the frame. we all thought it was hilarious, but the girls loved it.
It's nice to know that I'm not the only redneck around here....
Yes, but we are somewhat exclusive Rom.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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