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Jan 8^th, 2011 at 3:06pm

Romulus111VADT Offline
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It all began with an iPhone...

March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday and I got him an iPhone.

He just loved it. Who wouldn't?

I celebrated my birthday in July and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.

My daughter's birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch.

September came by so for my wife’s birthday I bought her an iRon.

It was around then that the fight started . . .

What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated
into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.

This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.

I should be out of the hospital by Thursday!

Wink

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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #1 - Jan 8^th, 2011 at 4:35pm

patchz Offline
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What, me worry?
IN THE FUNNY PAPERS

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Classic Rom. Makes me so glad I don't have an iWife. Roll Eyes

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Reply #2 - Jan 9^th, 2011 at 3:26pm

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Pretty scary huh?
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Mrs Ozzy is NOT amused, but I'm p*ssing myself Grin

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Reply #3 - Jan 17^th, 2011 at 5:13pm

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Let's get a little mud
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iLaughed !! lol

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Reply #4 - Jan 23^rd, 2011 at 2:59pm

Andre090904 Offline
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Love that! Grin

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Reply #5 - Apr 6^th, 2011 at 2:34am

Cart mill Offline
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patchz wrote on Jan 8^th, 2011 at 4:35pm:

Classic Rom.iPad2case
ipad 2 case leather
iPad2 cases Makes me so glad I don't have an iWife. Roll Eyes

Mrs Ozzy is NOT amused, but I'm p*ssing myself

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Reply #6 - Apr 6^th, 2011 at 5:43am

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ozzy72 wrote on Jan 9^th, 2011 at 3:26pm:

Mrs Ozzy is NOT amused, but I'm p*ssing myself Grin

So was I until my wife looked over my shoulder and quite calmly informed me that...........she thought she was getting a headache........... Embarrassed

Matt

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