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Dec 3
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, 2010 at 11:48am
Romulus111VADT
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"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Dec 3
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Crash
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POO PMPR.... LOL
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Dec 3
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patchz
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What, me worry?
IN THE FUNNY PAPERS
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Glad I wasn't drinking anything when I got to the dog. I'd be cleaning it off my monitor and keyboard now if I was. Had not seen those last three before. Great stuff.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Dec 3
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Some old friends and a couple of new ones
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Dec 3
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ozzy72 wrote
on Dec 3
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, 2010 at 6:58pm:
Some old friends and a couple of new ones
I'm an old fart, so I look at it like this-
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Dec 3
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, 2010 at 11:53pm
patchz
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What, me worry?
IN THE FUNNY PAPERS
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Romulus111VADT wrote
on Dec 3
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, 2010 at 8:13pm:
ozzy72 wrote
on Dec 3
rd
, 2010 at 6:58pm:
Some old friends and a couple of new ones
I'm an old fart, so I look at it like this-
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I resemble that remark.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Well, this marks the first time I've ever seen a chubby giraffe!
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Love the last one
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Genius!
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