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Notice of Proposed Rulemaking (NPRM) (Read 451 times)
Nov 25th, 2010 at 2:13pm

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Part 0, Section 000 (a) 1(c)

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Section I – No pilot or pilots, or person or persons acting on the direction or suggestion or supervision of a pilot or pilots may try, or attempt to try or make, or make attempt to try to comprehend or understand any or all, in whole or in part of the herein mentioned Aviation Regulations, except as authorized by the Administrator or an agent appointed by, or inspected by, the Administrator.

Section II – If a pilot, or group of associate pilots becomes aware of, or realizes, or detects, or discovers, or finds that he or she, or they, are or have been beginning to understand the Aviation Regulations, they must immediately, within three (3) days notify, in writing, the Administrator.

Section III – Upon receipt of the above-mentioned notice of impending comprehension, the Administrator shall immediately rewrite the Aviation Regulations in such a manner as to eliminate any further comprehension hazards.

Section IV – The Administrator may, at his or her discretion, require the offending pilot or pilots to attend remedial instruction in Aviation Regulations until such time that the pilot is too confused to be capable of understanding anything.
 

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Reply #1 - Nov 25th, 2010 at 6:20pm

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THEIS! What did I say about giving people ideas! Grin
 

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Reply #2 - Nov 25th, 2010 at 6:44pm

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But I just couldn't resist it! Grin  Cool
 

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Reply #3 - Nov 25th, 2010 at 10:16pm

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If it were not a joke, I would say "typical".  Grin Bureaucracy at it's finest. Roll Eyes
 

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Reply #4 - Nov 28th, 2010 at 11:26am
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