Simviation Forum - One of those days...

Nov 22^nd, 2010 at 8:01am

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There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink. I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the arsenic dissolve. Then some jack-ass shows up and drinks the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?”

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Reply #1 - Nov 22^nd, 2010 at 12:24pm

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aussiewannabe wrote on Oct 6^th, 2010 at 7:41pm:

So here I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener, and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then you, you jack-ass, show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #2 - Nov 22^nd, 2010 at 2:58pm

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Ohh dear the God of Comedy has nailed me Embarrassed

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Reply #3 - Nov 22^nd, 2010 at 3:32pm

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ozzy72 wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2010 at 2:58pm:

Ohh dear the God of Comedy has nailed me Embarrassed

ROTFLMAO....who's that? Undecided

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #4 - Nov 22^nd, 2010 at 5:49pm

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ozzy72 wrote on Nov 22^nd, 2010 at 2:58pm:

Ohh dear the God of Comedy has nailed me Embarrassed

I got more chuckles from your response than I did from the joke, the first time around. Grin

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Reply #5 - Nov 23^rd, 2010 at 3:15pm

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brilliant but how did you buy the drink if you left your wallet in the cat? Food for thought!

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Reply #6 - Nov 23^rd, 2010 at 5:33pm

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He has a line of credit at the bar.

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Reply #7 - Nov 23^rd, 2010 at 5:45pm

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fourbee wrote on Nov 23^rd, 2010 at 3:15pm:

brilliant but how did you buy the drink if you left your wallet in the cat? Food for thought!

The Cat had the foresight to know that its owner was going to commit suicide with a poisoned drink at the Bar....

..so it ate his Wallet, to prevent it?... Wink

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Reply #8 - Nov 23^rd, 2010 at 8:01pm

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You shouldn't be so embarrassed about it, I mean who hasn't left their wallet in a cat at least once? Wink

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