It's just a quote from an article on the Onion website.
Some how we have to find a way to get help to these popcorn vendors. Maybe some sort of salt bath therapy or warm butter backrubs or something. The next time you order popcorn at a theatre you have to think.. I just paid a 1000% markup on popcorn and the kid that sold it to me looks like Sid Vicious.



Quote:
PORTLAND, OR—Regal Lloyd Center 10 Ci≠nema employee Justine Terrin told reporters Friday that a customer had deeply hurt her feelings by complaining aloud about the price of popcorn. "I was absolutely shattered—what on earth would make a person say something like that?" said Terrin, recounting how the customer turned to his friend and said $5 for a small bag of popcorn was "a little ridiculous." "The most devastating part was that he obviously knew I could hear what he was saying, and he didn't even care. It shook me to my core." Explaining that she was so distraught she had to take the rest of her shift off, Terrin told reporters she was considering working in another field such as telemarketing

Googleing? Naw.. Your probably right. But it's one of those thread titles that reaches out, and pulls you in!