Simviation Forum - Passing wind is not cool any more..

Nov 3^rd, 2010 at 6:57pm

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http://autos.sympatico.ca/automotive-news/6659/boy-breaks-wind-on-school-bus-get...

A school boy in Cleveland, Ohio has been handed a detention after passing gas on the school bus.

Fox News reports that, Christian Summers, 11, was reported by the bus driver after breaking wind during the ride home.

The news outlet, says the detention slip filled out by the driver read: "Thinks it's funny to pass gas while on the van. I've told him it's not funny, nor polite to the others in the van. While others scream, he laughs."

The Thoreau Park Elementary school student now faces four or five days of detention if another flatulent infraction occurs on the bus. Either way, he told Fox News the original punishment was "pretty dumb."

[Fox News]

Huh

Wait till this boy gets older, He'll liklely end up in solitary confinement. The school officials are trying to collect evidence to make thier case I suppose. Roll Eyes

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Reply #1 - Nov 3^rd, 2010 at 7:34pm

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I knew a guy that cut one so bad that he brought down ever window on the school bus. No it wasn't me, the best I could claim was about 1/3 that many windows.... Cheesy

Back in my day, there wasn't much they could do about it other than give instructions on the delicate maneuver of holding your nose. Roll Eyes

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Reply #2 - Nov 3^rd, 2010 at 7:39pm

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I remember the days of our school bus... People smoking, setting others on fire, throwing things down the isle, drawing phallic pictures on the windows, farting, pressing the button so much that by law they 'had to pull over and call out a mechanic because people pressed it too much and there may actually be a serious fault', etc

Good times Grin

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Reply #3 - Nov 3^rd, 2010 at 7:58pm

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Romulus111VADT wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2010 at 7:34pm:

I knew a guy that cut one so bad that he brought down ever window on the school bus. No it wasn't me, the best I could claim was about 1/3 that many windows.... Cheesy

Back in my day, there wasn't much they could do about it other than give instructions on the delicate maneuver of holding your nose. Roll Eyes

I used to be thin build untill I learned to hold my gas! The best thing about aging is we can let it rip and no one can bust us! Cool

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Reply #4 - Nov 3^rd, 2010 at 8:08pm

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machineman9 wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2010 at 7:39pm:

I remember the days of our school bus... People smoking, setting others on fire, throwing things down the isle, drawing phallic pictures on the windows, farting, pressing the button so much that by law they 'had to pull over and call out a mechanic because people pressed it too much and there may actually be a serious fault', etc

Good times Grin

Machine... Grin

.. I got the snot beat outa me by one of my teachers, Grin

I thought he was never going to stop pummelling me. Wink

The bell rang and I ran like the dickens.. Roll Eyes

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Reply #5 - Nov 3^rd, 2010 at 8:34pm

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Steve M wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2010 at 7:58pm:

Romulus111VADT wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2010 at 7:34pm:

I knew a guy that cut one so bad that he brought down ever window on the school bus. No it wasn't me, the best I could claim was about 1/3 that many windows.... Cheesy

Back in my day, there wasn't much they could do about it other than give instructions on the delicate maneuver of holding your nose. Roll Eyes

I used to be thin build until I learned to hold my gas! The best thing about aging is we can let it rip and no one can bust us! Cool

As my wise uncle use to say, "Better to fart and bear the shame, Than hold the fart and bear the pain! "

I use to love it when my ex-wife would come into a room that I was the only occupant of and ask, "Did you fart!?"

I'd say, "Nah, the dog did." She'd look at me real puzzled like and say, "We don't have a dog."

She figured that out all by herself. Jeez, she was a real intellectual, huh. Roll Eyes

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Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

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Reply #6 - Nov 3^rd, 2010 at 8:48pm

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Romulus111VADT wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2010 at 8:34pm:

Steve M wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2010 at 7:58pm:

Romulus111VADT wrote on Nov 3^rd, 2010 at 7:34pm:

I knew a guy that cut one so bad that he brought down ever window on the school bus. No it wasn't me, the best I could claim was about 1/3 that many windows.... Cheesy

Back in my day, there wasn't much they could do about it other than give instructions on the delicate maneuver of holding your nose. Roll Eyes

I used to be thin build until I learned to hold my gas! The best thing about aging is we can let it rip and no one can bust us! Cool

As my wise uncle use to say, "Better to fart and bear the shame, Than hold the fart and bear the pain! "

I use to love it when my ex-wife would come into a room that I was the only occupant of and ask, "Did you fart!?"

I'd say, "Nah, the dog did." She'd look at me real puzzled like and say, "We don't have a dog."

She figured that out all by herself. Jeez, she was a real intellectual, huh. Roll Eyes

The ladies don't appreciate a good toot when they see one. Cheesy

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Reply #7 - Nov 4^th, 2010 at 12:28pm

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I beg to differ, my daughter is aiming to be the UK farting champion if last night is anything to go by!
Middle of the evening she got up and went to the fireplace, parked her bum in it and let rip.
I don't know if the tears were from laughter or the smell Grin

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Reply #8 - Nov 4^th, 2010 at 12:29pm

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Farts. Nature trying to be funny...

Suspending an 11 year old because he farted is ridiculous. Like the busdriver never let's one slip.

Carlo Wink

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Reply #9 - Nov 6^th, 2010 at 9:22pm

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An elemental part of the flatulent function in ensuring that your A.S.S. is in proper order! Cool

I'm just sayin'. Cheesy

BTW, Air-Sh*t Seperator! Grin

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Reply #10 - Nov 6^th, 2010 at 9:25pm

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ozzy72 wrote on Nov 4^th, 2010 at 12:28pm:

I beg to differ, my daughter is aiming to be the UK farting champion if last night is anything to go by!
Middle of the evening she got up and went to the fireplace, parked her bum in it and let rip.
I don't know if the tears were from laughter or the smell Grin

May wanna let her know that in the event the fart does reach an ignition point, like fireplace, it can cause a great deal of distress, both physical and (possibly?) emotional, should things go awry.

I will not admit to how I know this! Wink

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Reply #11 - Nov 6^th, 2010 at 11:24pm

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U4EA wrote on Nov 6^th, 2010 at 9:25pm:

ozzy72 wrote on Nov 4^th, 2010 at 12:28pm:

I beg to differ, my daughter is aiming to be the UK farting champion if last night is anything to go by!
Middle of the evening she got up and went to the fireplace, parked her bum in it and let rip.
I don't know if the tears were from laughter or the smell Grin

May wanna let her know that in the event the fart does reach an ignition point, like fireplace, it can cause a great deal of distress, both physical and (possibly?) emotional, should things go awry.

I will not admit to how I know this! Wink

I think you just did. Grin

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Reply #12 - Nov 7^th, 2010 at 6:04am

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The fire was not lit at the time so no worries on the fire hazard aspect Grin

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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