Simviation Forum - 6 truths in life

Oct 19^th, 2010 at 6:06pm

Steve M Offline
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Six Truths in Life:

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility.

Part 2 will be posted tomorrow as an edit to this....

Googling is cheating..

Edit: Part two---

2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.

3. And discover #1 is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

Grin

« Last Edit: Oct 20^th, 2010 at 4:46pm by Steve M »

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Reply #1 - Oct 19^th, 2010 at 11:25pm

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I would bet money that part 2 has something to do with people reading this thread trying part 1. Roll Eyes

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Reply #2 - Oct 20^th, 2010 at 12:44pm

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The truth is that your first truth is a lie. 'Cause I just tried it and it was very well possible.

Carlo Wink

(I'm so gullable...)

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Reply #3 - Oct 20^th, 2010 at 4:51pm

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I have to admit, I got that in an email and tried it. I'm an idiot! Grin

Who woulda thought?
Pat walked in while I was trying it.
I wonder how many tried it and won't admit it? Cheesy

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Reply #4 - Oct 20^th, 2010 at 5:08pm

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Steve M wrote on Oct 20^th, 2010 at 4:51pm:

I wonder how many tried it and won't admit it? Cheesy

Too many...

Carlo Wink

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Reply #5 - Oct 20^th, 2010 at 6:13pm

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I had no need to try it... I've seen too many do so long before this post...
along with wiggling our ears or nose (yes, such an entertaining 5th and 6th grade pastime!).

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Reply #6 - Oct 21^st, 2010 at 11:19pm

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I tried it, and I have an IQ of about 150. Grin

I bet none of you can lick your elbow! Cheesy

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Reply #7 - Oct 23^rd, 2010 at 10:50pm

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RaptorF22 wrote on Oct 21^st, 2010 at 11:19pm:

I tried it, and I have an IQ of about 150. Grin

I bet none of you can lick your elbow! Cheesy

A person has pretty much run out of things to do when he/she attemts to lick her/his elbow. Anatomy should be more entertaining.

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Reply #8 - Oct 24^th, 2010 at 8:45am

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RaptorF22 wrote on Oct 21^st, 2010 at 11:19pm:

I tried it, and I have an IQ of about 150. Grin

I bet none of you can lick your elbow! Cheesy

I'd bet Gene Simmons (from Kiss) could do it. He could likely pick up a basketball with that tongue.. Roll Eyes

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #9 - Oct 24^th, 2010 at 9:45pm

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Steve M wrote on Oct 24^th, 2010 at 8:45am:

RaptorF22 wrote on Oct 21^st, 2010 at 11:19pm:

I tried it, and I have an IQ of about 150. Grin

I bet none of you can lick your elbow! Cheesy

I'd bet Gene Simmons (from Kiss) could do it. He could likely pick up a basketball with that tongue.. Roll Eyes

And he married my all-time favorite centerfold - Shannon Tweed.

THIS IS NOT A PANAM CLIPPER

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Reply #10 - Mar 15^th, 2011 at 4:17pm

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the cake is a lie! Cheesy

just a pair of long wings and some rising air.

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Reply #11 - Mar 15^th, 2011 at 8:41pm

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get a busty blonde and bet her 10$ she can't touch her elbows behind her back.....you'll spend 10$ but it could be worth it.

just saying.... Cheesy

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Reply #12 - Mar 16^th, 2011 at 6:52pm

Steve M Offline
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Amazing how one boring evening 6 months ago can come back and slap you in the face! Smiley

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