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Oct 19^th, 2010 at 3:25am

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A guy goes into a clothing store and says he wants to buy one of the new 'fart' jackets. After much interrogation the salesman finally says, "oh, you mean a windbreaker."

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #1 - Oct 19^th, 2010 at 11:04am

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Reply #2 - Oct 19^th, 2010 at 11:41am

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Reply #3 - Oct 19^th, 2010 at 12:22pm

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I know, you and I heard it years ago Paul. But a lot of these young whippersnappers never have.....'til now. Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #4 - Oct 19^th, 2010 at 5:23pm

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Is that a jacket you wear on one of those old fart-restraint ships?
I'll let you supply the name...

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Reply #5 - Oct 19^th, 2010 at 11:27pm

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H wrote on Oct 19^th, 2010 at 5:23pm:

Is that a jacket you wear on one of those old fart-restraint ships?
I'll let you supply the name...

Due to a lack of sleep, my mental faculties, never that sharp to begin with, are not supplying any answers. The only thing that comes to mind is poop deck.

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #6 - Oct 20^th, 2010 at 6:06pm

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patchz wrote on Oct 19^th, 2010 at 11:27pm:

H wrote on Oct 19^th, 2010 at 5:23pm:

Is that a jacket you wear on one of those old fart-restraint ships?
I'll let you supply the name...

Due to a lack of sleep, my mental faculties, never that sharp to begin with, are not supplying any answers. The only thing that comes to mind is poop deck.

Windjammer!

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