Anybody notice that the word bed looks like a bed?

The word OK looks like a sideways person. I've said OK my whole life and never noticed him. What's up little guy?

I think it would be awesome if you could get Morgan Freeman's voice on a GPS. It would be like he's narrating your travels

If you watch jaws backwards, its a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.

I, 1, 2, 1/2, 6. say it super fast

I wish my grades would smoke weed so they could get higher.

Do modern rappers actually write their lyrics or do they just put a bunch of words in a bag, shake it up, dump it out and go with it??

SCREW SENTENCES.  (If you get that, you're good at English)

on the computer cant hide all the way to the left but it can hide on the right side...why is this?
why must you reject my arrow left side WHY!

Every time you read this, a Beiber fan gets shot.