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Oct 9^th, 2010 at 3:34pm

H Offline
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Dang... I seem to getting driddled on here...
not that I'm in as much trouble as he is -- looks like she may be really pst.

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Reply #1 - Oct 9^th, 2010 at 4:04pm

TacitBlue Offline
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To quote Romulus:

"I've never understood why a woman would take a blind flying ass leap at a toilet."
Grin

P.S. Quote is from a SimV member, not the co-founder of Rome. Wink

A&P Mechanic, Rankin Aircraft 78Y

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Reply #2 - Oct 9^th, 2010 at 4:15pm

DaveSims Offline
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TacitBlue wrote on Oct 9^th, 2010 at 4:04pm:

To quote Romulus:

"I've never understood why a woman would take a blind flying ass leap at a toilet."
Grin

P.S. Quote is from a SimV member, not the co-founder of Rome. Wink

Me neither...you never hear of guys forgetting the seat was up before sitting down.

Dave

www.flymcw.com

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Reply #3 - Oct 9^th, 2010 at 4:25pm

Steve M Offline
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He might want to flip that light switch on before he takes another wizz..

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #4 - Oct 9^th, 2010 at 4:34pm

Romulus111VADT Offline
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TacitBlue wrote on Oct 9^th, 2010 at 4:04pm:

To quote Romulus:

"I've never understood why a woman would take a blind flying ass leap at a toilet."
Grin

P.S. Quote is from a SimV member, not the co-founder of Rome. Wink

Wow, I've been quoted.... Shocked

Golly gee willikers, now I'm somebody..... Cheesy

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Reply #5 - Oct 9^th, 2010 at 7:34pm

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I was always told, "marriage is supposed to be fifty-fifty." If that is true, then why don't the women have to put the seat down fifty per cent of the time, instead of men having to put it down 100 per cent of the time? Yeah, I know. women say one thing but do something else.
Tis much of the reason why I no longer have a woman in my life. Nor do I have any future plans for that to change, thank you. I leave the toilet seat any way I want. But the seat is giving me a bit of trouble when I try to leave it at three quarters. Roll Eyes

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