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Sep 22nd, 2010 at 1:11pm
SeanTK   Ex Member

 
I'm starting to rethink this big interest in New Zealand that I have. I actually laughed out loud at the first picture though.

http://www.news.com.au/world/outrage-after-colyton-school-posts-pictures-of-stud...
 
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Reply #1 - Sep 22nd, 2010 at 3:28pm

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Wow, I've heard that several western states have cow patty throwing (aka buffalo chips) and horse apple tosses.  Wink

I'd imagine it would be easier to toss a turd than cow or a horse.... Undecided

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Reply #2 - Sep 22nd, 2010 at 3:36pm

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Gonna be a lotta rednecks up in arms about wasting so much food.  Roll Eyes
 

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Reply #3 - Sep 22nd, 2010 at 4:10pm

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"If it starts out with possums, it's soon going to be cats when children have no respect for the dead."

Yes, the obvious thing  Roll Eyes  Just like when all the baseballs run out, people are going to start hitting each others heads  Undecided
 

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Reply #4 - Sep 22nd, 2010 at 8:12pm
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For some reason I'm still giggling over that first picture...  Grin
 
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Reply #5 - Sep 22nd, 2010 at 9:27pm

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Huh How do you know when a Possum is dead? Or playing dead?  Wink  Grin
 

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Reply #6 - Sep 22nd, 2010 at 11:26pm

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patchz wrote on Sep 22nd, 2010 at 3:36pm:
Gonna be a lotta rednecks up in arms about wasting so much food.  Roll Eyes

Hey, possum is really good when it's cooked well!



























Wait.....does that mean I'm a redneck? Cheesy
 

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Reply #7 - Sep 23rd, 2010 at 8:53am

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Steve M wrote on Sep 22nd, 2010 at 9:27pm:
Huh How do you know when a Possum is dead? Or playing dead?  Wink  Grin

Depends. But I'll tell you this: playing dead is often called sull. City Possum's DO NOT SULL. They will attack you instead of sulling.  Cheesy
 

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Reply #8 - Sep 23rd, 2010 at 8:55am

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ApplePie wrote on Sep 22nd, 2010 at 11:26pm:
patchz wrote on Sep 22nd, 2010 at 3:36pm:
Gonna be a lotta rednecks up in arms about wasting so much food.  Roll Eyes

Hey, possum is really good when it's cooked well!



























Wait.....does that mean I'm a redneck? Cheesy

Greasy though.  Grin

If the shoe fits. Roll Eyes
 

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Reply #9 - Sep 23rd, 2010 at 10:51am

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The latest from the RSPC(F)A (The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Fluffy Animals) over here...

They will ensure that you get thrown into jail if you...

(a) Drop a live Cat into a Wheelie-Bin to remove it from the Street.
(b) Abandon a Dog in a Park because you don't love it any-more.
(c) Microwave your Girlfriend's live Hamster because you don't love her any-more

(e)...and any other reason they can think of...

..all based on recent front-page news...

What was the final score in the Possum-Throwing Contest?... Cool...!

Paul.... Wink...!

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Now, you can be prosecuted by any Authority, if you dare to shout at a Cat... Shocked...!
 

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Reply #10 - Sep 23rd, 2010 at 11:19am

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Fozzer wrote on Sep 23rd, 2010 at 10:51am:
Now, you can be prosecuted by any Authority, if you dare to shout at a Cat... Shocked...!

Jon will really be in trouble if Garfield ever learns to 'talk'. Roll Eyes
 

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Reply #11 - Sep 23rd, 2010 at 11:24am

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patchz wrote on Sep 23rd, 2010 at 11:19am:
Fozzer wrote on Sep 23rd, 2010 at 10:51am:
Now, you can be prosecuted by any Authority, if you dare to shout at a Cat... Shocked...!

Jon will really be in trouble if Garfield ever learns to 'talk'. Roll Eyes


..I've lost count of the number of times I have shouted at Garfield, to stop him crapping on my Lawn!.... Angry....!

Paul.... Wink...!

Court appearance next week... Roll Eyes...!

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"....But the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SPCA) said that it had received three complaints about the event.

"While it's technically not illegal, it's morally wrong to throw a dead animal around," local SPCA centre manager Danny Auger told the Manawatu Standard.

"I will be talking with the school and seeing if we can come to some sort of agreement."
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..."Maybe organise a Contest; Boys versus the Girls for the farthest Possum throw?"... Smiley...!
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Reply #12 - Sep 23rd, 2010 at 7:33pm

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Fozzer wrote on Sep 23rd, 2010 at 11:24am:
I've lost count of the number of times I have shouted at Garfield, to stop him crapping on my Lawn!....
Court appearance next week...
Will you have anything to say or has the cat got your tongue?



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Reply #13 - Oct 11th, 2010 at 11:37pm
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Steve M wrote on Sep 22nd, 2010 at 9:27pm:
Huh How do you know when a Possum is dead? Or playing dead?  Wink  Grin


Dead possums bounce on 'landing'.

Don't ask me how I know that! Cheesy
 
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Reply #14 - Oct 12th, 2010 at 3:36am

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U4EA wrote on Oct 11th, 2010 at 11:37pm:
Steve M wrote on Sep 22nd, 2010 at 9:27pm:
Huh How do you know when a Possum is dead? Or playing dead?  Wink  Grin


Dead possums bounce on 'landing'.

Don't ask me how I know that! Cheesy

So do....uh, never mind. Roll Eyes
 

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