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Today's WTF News.... (Read 736 times)
Sep 22
nd
, 2010 at 1:11pm
SeanTK
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I'm starting to rethink this big interest in New Zealand that I have. I actually laughed out loud at the first picture though.
http://www.news.com.au/world/outrage-after-colyton-school-posts-pictures-of-stud...
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Sep 22
nd
, 2010 at 3:28pm
Romulus111VADT
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Wow, I've heard that several western states have cow patty throwing (aka buffalo chips) and horse apple tosses.
I'd imagine it would be easier to toss a turd than cow or a horse....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Sep 22
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, 2010 at 3:36pm
patchz
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Gonna be a lotta rednecks up in arms about wasting so much food.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Sep 22
nd
, 2010 at 4:10pm
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"If it starts out with possums, it's soon going to be cats when children have no respect for the dead."
Yes, the obvious thing
Just like when all the baseballs run out, people are going to start hitting each others heads
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Sep 22
nd
, 2010 at 8:12pm
SeanTK
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For some reason I'm still giggling over that first picture...
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Sep 22
nd
, 2010 at 9:27pm
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How do you know when a Possum is dead? Or playing dead?
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Sep 22
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, 2010 at 11:26pm
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patchz wrote
on Sep 22
nd
, 2010 at 3:36pm:
Gonna be a lotta rednecks up in arms about wasting so much food.
Hey, possum is really good when it's cooked well!
Wait.....does that mean I'm a redneck?
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Sep 23
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, 2010 at 8:53am
patchz
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Steve M wrote
on Sep 22
nd
, 2010 at 9:27pm:
How do you know when a Possum is dead? Or playing dead?
Depends. But I'll tell you this: playing dead is often called sull. City Possum's DO NOT SULL. They will attack you instead of sulling.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Sep 23
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, 2010 at 8:55am
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ApplePie wrote
on Sep 22
nd
, 2010 at 11:26pm:
patchz wrote
on Sep 22
nd
, 2010 at 3:36pm:
Gonna be a lotta rednecks up in arms about wasting so much food.
Hey, possum is really good when it's cooked well!
Wait.....does that mean I'm a redneck?
Greasy though.
If the shoe fits.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Sep 23
rd
, 2010 at 10:51am
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The latest from the RSPC(F)A (The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Fluffy Animals) over here...
They will ensure that you get thrown into jail if you...
(a) Drop a live Cat into a Wheelie-Bin to remove it from the Street.
(b) Abandon a Dog in a Park because you don't love it any-more.
(c) Microwave your Girlfriend's live Hamster because you don't love her any-more
(e)...and any other reason they can think of...
..all based on recent front-page news...
What was the final score in the Possum-Throwing Contest?...
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Paul....
...!
I can remember a time when domestic Cats were considered Vermin, like Rats and Mice.
Now, you can be prosecuted by any Authority, if you dare to shout at a Cat...
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Sep 23
rd
, 2010 at 11:19am
patchz
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Fozzer wrote
on Sep 23
rd
, 2010 at 10:51am:
Now, you can be prosecuted by any Authority, if you dare to shout at a Cat...
...!
Jon will really be in trouble if Garfield ever learns to 'talk'.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Sep 23
rd
, 2010 at 11:24am
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patchz wrote
on Sep 23
rd
, 2010 at 11:19am:
Fozzer wrote
on Sep 23
rd
, 2010 at 10:51am:
Now, you can be prosecuted by any Authority, if you dare to shout at a Cat...
...!
Jon will really be in trouble if Garfield ever learns to 'talk'.
..I've lost count of the number of times I have shouted at Garfield, to stop him crapping on my Lawn!....
....!
Paul....
...!
Court appearance next week...
...!
Quote:
"....But the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SPCA) said that it had received three complaints about the event.
"While it's technically not illegal, it's morally wrong to throw a dead animal around," local SPCA centre manager Danny Auger told the Manawatu Standard.
"I will be talking with the school and seeing if we can come to some sort of agreement."
End quote.
..."Maybe organise a Contest; Boys versus the Girls for the farthest Possum throw?"...
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rd
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Sep 23
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, 2010 at 7:33pm
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Fozzer wrote
on Sep 23
rd
, 2010 at 11:24am:
I've lost count of the number of times I have shouted at Garfield, to stop him crapping on my Lawn!....
Court appearance next week...
Will you have anything to say or has the cat got your tongue?
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Oct 11
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, 2010 at 11:37pm
U4EA
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Steve M wrote
on Sep 22
nd
, 2010 at 9:27pm:
How do you know when a Possum is dead? Or playing dead?
Dead possums bounce on 'landing'.
Don't ask me how I know that!
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Oct 12
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, 2010 at 3:36am
patchz
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U4EA wrote
on Oct 11
th
, 2010 at 11:37pm:
Steve M wrote
on Sep 22
nd
, 2010 at 9:27pm:
How do you know when a Possum is dead? Or playing dead?
Dead possums bounce on 'landing'.
Don't ask me how I know that!
So do....uh, never mind.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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