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The english language.. (Read 306 times)
Sep 21st, 2010 at 11:09am

Theis   Offline
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So you think english is confusing? Watch this:
# Hello, are you there?
# Yes, who are you please?
# I'm Watt.
# What's your name?
# Watt's my name.
# Yes, what's your name?
# My name is John Watt.
# John what?
# Yes, are you Jones?
# No I'm Knott.
# Will you tell me your name then?
# Will Knott.
# Why not?
# My name is Knott.
# Not what?
# Not Watt, Knott.
# What?
 
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Reply #1 - Sep 21st, 2010 at 1:10pm

patchz   Offline
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What, me worry?
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Almost as good as the classic, "Who's On First". 
 
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If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Reply #2 - Sep 21st, 2010 at 5:56pm

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Jordan never wore his
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The movie Airplane! comes to mind.... Grin

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