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A Fairy Tale for GUYS (Read 558 times)
Sep 20
th
, 2010 at 10:06am
Groundbound1
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No, I don't work for Mythbusters...
Michigan, USA
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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess...
“Will you marry me?”
The Princess said “
NO
!”
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and stayed up as late as he wanted and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and scratched his genitalia and farted without guilt and wore the same underwear for two days and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up .
The End
Specs: Asus Crosshair nForce 590 SLI,
AMD Athlon X2 6400+ w/ZeroTherm BTF90,
4GB G.Skill PI Series DDR2-800,
Sapphire HD4870 512MB,
PC P&C 750 Quad, in a CoolerMaster HAF932
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Sep 20
th
, 2010 at 11:20am
Crash
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Sep 20
th
, 2010 at 12:30pm
Fozzer
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An elderly FS 2004 addict!
Hereford. England. EGBS.
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Princely advice...
...!
Priceless/PrincessLess!....
...!
Paul...(Having a good-old scratch!)...
...
...!
Dell Dimension 5000 BTX Tower. Win7 Home Edition, 32 Bit. Intel Pentium 4, dual 2.8 GHz. 2.5GB RAM, nVidia GF 9500GT 1GB. SATA 500GB + 80GB. Philips 17" LCD Monitor. Micronet ADSL Modem only. Saitek Cyborg Evo Force. FS 2004 + FSX. Briggs and Stratton Petrol Lawn Mower...Motor Bikes. Gas Cooker... and lots of musical instruments!.... ...!
Yamaha MO6,MM6,DX7,DX11,DX21,DX100,MK100,EMT10,PSR400,PSS780,Roland GW-8L v2,TR505,Casio MT-205,Korg CX3v2 dual manual,+ Leslie 760,M-Audio Prokeys88,KeyRig,Cubase,Keyfax4,Guitars,Orchestral,Baroque,Renaissance,Medieval Instruments.
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Sep 20
th
, 2010 at 4:24pm
Steve M
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Cambridge On.
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And the princess lived happily ever after, kissing one slimy frog after another..
<<<<<----
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Sep 20
th
, 2010 at 8:45pm
BrandonF
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The Future of Flight
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Fozzer wrote
on Sep 20
th
, 2010 at 12:30pm:
Paul...(Having a good-old scratch!)...
...
...!
Too much info!!!!
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Sep 21
st
, 2010 at 7:14am
Fozzer
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An elderly FS 2004 addict!
Hereford. England. EGBS.
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BrandonF wrote
on Sep 20
th
, 2010 at 8:45pm:
Fozzer wrote
on Sep 20
th
, 2010 at 12:30pm:
Paul...(Having a good-old scratch!)...
...
...!
Too much info!!!!
....
...
...
...!
Its amazing/wonderful/satisfying what you can get up to in the privacy of your own home...
...when there's no-one else around...
...
...
...!
I can supply Photographs, if you like?...
...!
Paul...
...
...
...!
Dell Dimension 5000 BTX Tower. Win7 Home Edition, 32 Bit. Intel Pentium 4, dual 2.8 GHz. 2.5GB RAM, nVidia GF 9500GT 1GB. SATA 500GB + 80GB. Philips 17" LCD Monitor. Micronet ADSL Modem only. Saitek Cyborg Evo Force. FS 2004 + FSX. Briggs and Stratton Petrol Lawn Mower...Motor Bikes. Gas Cooker... and lots of musical instruments!.... ...!
Yamaha MO6,MM6,DX7,DX11,DX21,DX100,MK100,EMT10,PSR400,PSS780,Roland GW-8L v2,TR505,Casio MT-205,Korg CX3v2 dual manual,+ Leslie 760,M-Audio Prokeys88,KeyRig,Cubase,Keyfax4,Guitars,Orchestral,Baroque,Renaissance,Medieval Instruments.
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Sep 21
st
, 2010 at 8:56am
ApplePie
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North Carolina, USA
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Fozzer wrote
on Sep 21
st
, 2010 at 7:14am:
I can supply Photographs, if you like?...
...!
NO THANK YOU!
MY SPECS= 5' 11" Slightly less than healthy male, 160 lbs., Brown eyes........Oh...you were wondering about my
computers
specs.....
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Sep 21
st
, 2010 at 5:28pm
eno
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Why you shouldn't light
your farts!!
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Pork scratchings with cheese ..... YUK!!
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Sep 23
rd
, 2010 at 2:45pm
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Turning and Burning the
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Being semi-retired, I throughly concurr!!!
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