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Sep 1^st, 2010 at 8:21pm

SeanTK Ex Member

From my internet browsing......

"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's easier to
harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."
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"Today's word is legs... spread the word."
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"It takes a big man to cry... but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man."
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"Remember it takes 42 muscles to smile but only 4 to pull the
trigger on a decent sniper rifle."
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"They'd be all over it like Oprah on a ham."
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"I see the Michael Jackson film has been rated PG.
Even after he's gone he can't be trusted alone with kids."

Grin

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Reply #1 - Sep 1^st, 2010 at 10:17pm

patchz Offline
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What, me worry?
IN THE FUNNY PAPERS

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#1 is the best. Grin

I set my triggers at 2 lbs. Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #2 - Sep 1^st, 2010 at 10:58pm

CHUCK79 Offline
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"Good grief"
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"Remember it takes 42 muscles to smile but only 4 to pull the
trigger on a decent sniper rifle."

And that's when all the smilin' (except for mine) stops Lips Sealed

"insert sinister laugh sound here" Grin

"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings. Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds.....and done a hundred things you have never dreamed of.....wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind along and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.

Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"

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Reply #3 - Sep 2^nd, 2010 at 1:05pm

patchz Offline
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What, me worry?
IN THE FUNNY PAPERS

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CHUCK79 wrote on Sep 1^st, 2010 at 10:58pm:

"Remember it takes 42 muscles to smile but only 4 to pull the
trigger on a decent sniper rifle."

And that's when all the smilin' (except for mine) stops Lips Sealed

"insert sinister laugh sound here" Grin

Hence the "set mine at 2 lbs." line. Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #4 - Sep 3^rd, 2010 at 12:35pm