Simviation Forum - Golfer sets course on fire....

Aug 31^st, 2010 at 9:49pm

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literally.

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Golfer-s-swing-sparks-25-...

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #1 - Aug 31^st, 2010 at 11:00pm

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I should remember that excuse the next time I play a bad game. Tongue

'What, you have to close the course? Oh, how unfortunate' Grin

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Reply #2 - Sep 1^st, 2010 at 10:39am

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Sounds like something that should be out of Caddyshack, not the news. Grin

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Reply #3 - Sep 1^st, 2010 at 12:56pm

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Now I don't feel so bad about the time I shanked one that ricocheted off a tree and stunned some poor guy coming up to the tee on the cart path Grin

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Reply #4 - Sep 1^st, 2010 at 3:45pm

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Someone I know got a golf ball to the mouth. Lips Sealed

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Reply #5 - Sep 1^st, 2010 at 5:50pm

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Golf is such a flirtatious game -- all you golfers start right off with your tees; no wonder you set off sparks and the game goes to blazes!

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Reply #6 - Sep 1^st, 2010 at 6:56pm

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I broke my bosses windshield on the 18th hole two years ago. Was the best drive I ever made, but it was about 45 degrees off course. 150 cars in the parking lot. I nailed his.
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Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #7 - Sep 1^st, 2010 at 10:22pm

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Steve M wrote on Sep 1^st, 2010 at 6:56pm:

I broke my bosses windshield on the 18th hole two years ago. Was the best drive I ever made, but it was about 45 degrees off course. 150 cars in the parking lot. I nailed his.
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The problem is, golf balls(Or any projectile, for that matter.) have a strong gravatational attraction to the object that will cause you the most embarrassment. I think it has something to do with Newton and Murphy. Grin

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Reply #8 - Sep 2^nd, 2010 at 1:07pm

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RaptorF22 wrote on Sep 1^st, 2010 at 10:22pm:

Steve M wrote on Sep 1^st, 2010 at 6:56pm:

I broke my bosses windshield on the 18th hole two years ago. Was the best drive I ever made, but it was about 45 degrees off course. 150 cars in the parking lot. I nailed his.
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The problem is, golf balls(Or any projectile, for that matter.) have a strong gravatational attraction to the object that will cause you the most embarrassment. I think it has something to do with Newton and Murphy. Grin

Yeah, but if I ever find Murphy, he is a dead man. Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #9 - Sep 3^rd, 2010 at 11:26am

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Never forget O'Toole's commentary on Murphy's Law "Murphy was an optimist" Wink

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Reply #10 - Sep 3^rd, 2010 at 1:49pm

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ozzy72 wrote on Sep 3^rd, 2010 at 11:26am:

Never forget O'Toole's commentary on Murphy's Law "Murphy was an optimist" Wink

Isn't that O'Toole's picture beside the definition of pessimist in the dictionary? Roll Eyes

Or would that be Mark O'Toole of Frankie Goes To Hollywood? Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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