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Aug 13
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, 2010 at 11:39pm
skoker
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Jordan never wore his
safety goggles...
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We named our dog "Dad" which as you know can get confusing...
So one day at a party "Dad" crapped on the rug.
I was out walking the dog...
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Aug 14
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Swing and a miss man.
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Aug 14
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BigTruck wrote
on Aug 14
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Swing and a miss man.
Glad I wasn't the only one thinking that.
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Aug 14
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The dog's comment on the matter.....
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Last Edit: Aug 14
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, 2010 at 6:18pm by Romulus111VADT
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"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Aug 14
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Only one grin face for you.
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Aug 14
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, 2010 at 6:20pm
skoker
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Jordan never wore his
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No sense of humour.....
I guess it was funnier at 2am and no sleep the night before...
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Aug 14
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, 2010 at 6:25pm
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skoker wrote
on Aug 14
th
, 2010 at 6:20pm:
No sense of humour.....
I guess it was funnier at 2am and no sleep the night before...
The best thing about the whole thread, Jordan; is the you put two "u's" in "Humour".....
...well done!...
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Paul....
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Aug 14
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, 2010 at 6:27pm
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Actually I had a laugh
&&
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Aug 14
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Don't feel so bad Jordan, I write replies that I think are hilarious all the time and usually it kills the thread. At least you got some responses... such as they are.
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Aug 15
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The next time you see a dog licking it's balls and think, I wish I could do that....................................Get to know the dog first!!
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People Eating Tasty Animals.
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Aug 15
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, 2010 at 5:58pm
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TacitBlue wrote
on Aug 14
th
, 2010 at 8:54pm:
Don't feel so bad Jordan, I write replies that I think are hilarious all the time and usually it kills the thread. At least you got some responses... such as they are.
I do that all the time. One minute the thread is alive with many responses. I make a "funny" reply, and it becomes dead...
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Aug 16
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, 2010 at 9:31pm
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BrandonF wrote
on Aug 15
th
, 2010 at 5:58pm:
TacitBlue wrote
on Aug 14
th
, 2010 at 8:54pm:
Don't feel so bad Jordan, I write replies that I think are hilarious all the time and usually it kills the thread. At least you got some responses... such as they are.
I do that all the time. One minute the thread is alive with many responses. I make a "funny" reply, and it becomes dead...
Listen, If anyone's ending threads around here, it's going to be me.
I've been practicing for over two years now!
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Aug 16
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Steve M wrote
on Aug 16
th
, 2010 at 9:31pm:
BrandonF wrote
on Aug 15
th
, 2010 at 5:58pm:
TacitBlue wrote
on Aug 14
th
, 2010 at 8:54pm:
Don't feel so bad Jordan, I write replies that I think are hilarious all the time and usually it kills the thread. At least you got some responses... such as they are.
I do that all the time. One minute the thread is alive with many responses. I make a "funny" reply, and it becomes dead...
Listen, If anyone's ending threads around here, it's going to be me.
I've been practicing for over two years now!
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Aug 16
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Now who's going to be the one that kills this thread?
MY SPECS= 5' 11" Slightly less than healthy male, 160 lbs., Brown eyes........Oh...you were wondering about my
computers
specs.....
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Aug 17
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I think this sums up the thread
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Aug 17
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, 2010 at 10:15pm
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machineman9 wrote
on Aug 17
th
, 2010 at 12:39am:
I think this sums up the thread
That was the best (and worst) way I've ever seen someone kill a thread. Nice job!!
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Aug 18
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, 2010 at 5:02pm
H
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I thought the topic was Dad, not dud...
another misspelling?
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Aug 19
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, 2010 at 11:26pm
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H wrote
on Aug 18
th
, 2010 at 5:02pm:
I thought the topic was Dad, not dud...
another misspelling?
And there we have it folks...thread officially slaughtered...
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