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An Awesome language!... (Read 1311 times)
Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 3:43pm
Fozzer
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Just been watching "American Choppers" on the Discovery Channel.
I counted the number of times the following words were used during the one hour program....
"Awesome": 34,784,956 times.
"Cool": 17,284,542 times.
"Cool Man": 5,274, 182 times.
"Rock 'n Roll": 2,837, 592 times.
"Let's Rock 'n Roll": 1,364, 326 times.
"Let's Go fer it": 387,512 times.
"Wow": Frequently.
All spoken wearing the obligatory Baseball Cap, worn facing in various directions, with the expensive Aviator Shades placed on the nose, or on top of the Cap...worn indoors under favourable temperature and lighting conditions.
..."Wonderful"...
...!
The word "Awesome" is emitted by every new-born American baby, immediately upon emerging from the Womb*.
Paul...
...
...
...!
*
Probably
Definitely....
....!
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Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 4:00pm
Steve M
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I can dig your jive, man.. These dudes are totally out to lunch.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/jive
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 7:47pm
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Steve M wrote
on Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 4:00pm:
I can dig your jive, man.. These dudes are totally out to lunch.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/jive
Reminds me of Airplane
Don't forget the moustaches they all wear too, Paul.
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Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 7:58pm
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Fozzer wrote
on Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 3:43pm:
The word "Awesome" is emitted by every new-born American baby, immediately upon emerging from the Womb*.
Paul...
...
...
...!
*
Probably
Definitely....
....!
That is the same as me saying every British baby is born screaming "bloody bollocks!" when they fall out at tea time.
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Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 10:44pm
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ShaneG wrote
on Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 7:58pm:
Fozzer wrote
on Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 3:43pm:
The word "Awesome" is emitted by every new-born American baby, immediately upon emerging from the Womb*.
Paul...
...
...
...!
*
Probably
Definitely....
....!
That is the same as me saying every British baby is born screaming "bloody bollocks!" when they fall out at tea time.
They would not dare. They don't fall out until after tea time.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 11:15pm
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ShaneG wrote
on Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 7:58pm:
Fozzer wrote
on Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 3:43pm:
The word "Awesome" is emitted by every new-born American baby, immediately upon emerging from the Womb*.
Paul...
...
...
...!
*
Probably
Definitely....
....!
That is the same as me saying every British baby is born screaming "bloody bollocks!" when they fall out at tea time.
Thanks, I almost shot beer out of my nose.
...it was AWESOME!
A&P Mechanic, Rankin Aircraft 78Y
Aircraft are naturally beautiful because form follows function. -TB
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Aug 7
th
, 2010 at 3:02am
Hagar
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ShaneG wrote
on Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 7:58pm:
Fozzer wrote
on Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 3:43pm:
The word "Awesome" is emitted by every new-born American baby, immediately upon emerging from the Womb*.
Paul...
...
...
...!
*
Probably
Definitely....
....!
That is the same as me saying every British baby is born screaming "bloody bollocks!" when they fall out at tea time.
I must be familiar with every combination of swear words & curses commonly used in the UK but I don't recall ever hearing that particular one, even from the lips of babes.
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Aug 7
th
, 2010 at 3:50am
Fozzer
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Hagar wrote
on Aug 7
th
, 2010 at 3:02am:
ShaneG wrote
on Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 7:58pm:
Fozzer wrote
on Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 3:43pm:
The word "Awesome" is emitted by every new-born American baby, immediately upon emerging from the Womb*.
Paul...
...
...
...!
*
Probably
Definitely....
....!
That is the same as me saying every British baby is born screaming "bloody bollocks!" when they fall out at tea time.
I must be familiar with every combination of swear words & curses commonly used in the UK but I don't recall ever hearing that particular one, even from the lips of babes.
"Cor blimey!*, were my first words of surprise upon entering the light of day, according to my dear old Mum...
...
...!
Paul...
...
...
...!
* Maybe...
...!
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Aug 7
th
, 2010 at 3:59am
Hagar
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Fozzer wrote
on Aug 7
th
, 2010 at 3:50am:
"Cor blimey!*, were my first words of surprise upon entering the light of day, according to my dear old Mum...
...
...!
Paul...
...
...
...!
* Maybe...
...!
With the amount of imported
crap
programmes shown on British TV nowadays a baby's first comment would probably be "Awesome!" or "Strewth!".
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Aug 7
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, 2010 at 6:09am
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More likely to be either "Give us a tinny mate" or "Asbo, gyro... yup I'm getting 'em all"
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Aug 7
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Fozzer wrote
on Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 3:43pm:
Just been watching "American Choppers" on the Discovery Channel.
I counted the number of times the following words were used during the one hour program....
And how many times did:
-Sr. have an "ideer"
-They drop somthing and yell "YATZEE!"
-Jr. say "Rock 'n' Roll brother man"
-"That's pretty freaky man"
-.......Too many phrases to post.
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Aug 7
th
, 2010 at 11:28am
Fozzer
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B-Valvs wrote
on Aug 7
th
, 2010 at 10:00am:
Fozzer wrote
on Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 3:43pm:
Just been watching "American Choppers" on the Discovery Channel.
I counted the number of times the following words were used during the one hour program....
And how many times did:
-Sr. have an "ideer"
-They drop somthing and yell "YATZEE!"
-Jr. say "Rock 'n' Roll brother man"
-"That's pretty freaky man"
-.......Too many phrases to post.
Ta, Brando....
...!
Some more to add to the ever expanding list!...
...
...!
The Program is so awesome that I watch it every night!...
...!
So many new, exciting phrases to learn!...
...!
Paul....
...
...
...!
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Aug 7
th
, 2010 at 9:57pm
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Hagar wrote
on Aug 7
th
, 2010 at 3:59am:
With the amount of imported
crap
programmes shown on British TV nowadays a baby's first comment would probably be "Awesome!" or "Strewth!".
Well, on behalf of Australia, I'd like to apologise for "Home and Away" or "Neighbours" or any other similar shows you may have to endure.
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Aug 8
th
, 2010 at 4:48am
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Quote:
Hagar wrote
on Aug 7
th
, 2010 at 3:59am:
With the amount of imported
crap
programmes shown on British TV nowadays a baby's first comment would probably be "Awesome!" or "Strewth!".
Well, on behalf of Australia, I'd like to apologise for "Home and Away" or "Neighbours" or any other similar shows you may have to endure.
...now I remember; that's where Hagar and I have encountered the word; "Strewth!"...
...
...!
Jason Donovan, and Kylie (The Teeth) Minogue, have a lot to answer for, in that awful TV series!....
...
...!
Paul...
...
...!
Dell Dimension 5000 BTX Tower. Win7 Home Edition, 32 Bit. Intel Pentium 4, dual 2.8 GHz. 2.5GB RAM, nVidia GF 9500GT 1GB. SATA 500GB + 80GB. Philips 17" LCD Monitor. Micronet ADSL Modem only. Saitek Cyborg Evo Force. FS 2004 + FSX. Briggs and Stratton Petrol Lawn Mower...Motor Bikes. Gas Cooker... and lots of musical instruments!.... ...!
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Aug 8
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Hagar wrote
on Aug 7
th
, 2010 at 3:59am:
With the amount of imported
crap
programmes shown on British TV nowadays a baby's first comment would probably be "Awesome!" or "Strewth!".
Well, on behalf of Australia, I'd like to apologise for "Home and Away" or "Neighbours" or any other similar shows you may have to endure.
Dont forget "Chariots of Fire" and "Gallipoli"
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