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You know you're addicted to aviation when... (Read 1475 times)
Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 7:23am
Theis
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Always somewhere, sometime..
Rødovre, Denmark
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…you have to write a post about it.
…you almost crash your car because you are craning your neck to look out the sunroof at landing aircraft.
…you notice airport codes on license plates.
…you recognise planes at 33000 ft above your house.
…before you board an aircraft you already know the exact type, reg and seats on it, and maybe even the food!
…you know already wich type is coming along according to the sound it makes.
…you call everyone by their name in phoenetics!
…you whine and fret on every nice day that you’re not up in the air (instrument students and pilots add low cloudy days).
…you whine and fret every day that the wx is too bad for flying.
…you get DUATS or a wx briefing on days you can’t fly, just to see if the wx is really as nice for flying as it looks.
…you get DUATS or a wx briefing on days with awful wx, just to assure yourself that the wx really would be too bad to fly.
…you learn mental methods for flight planning, and spend boring meetings planning flying trips.
…you calculate every expenditure in terms of flight hours (50 cents at the candy machine every day that’s 0.01 flight hours!
…you get in your car and find that it drives itself to the airport.
…you become an instructor so you can be paid to go for airplane rides!
…you build a spotting platform on top of your house.
…when driving in the fog you look at your dashboard.
…when ordering from a drive-in, you sign in with your last used reg for a flight.
…when accelerating on the highway ramp, you turn on your main headlights, you do the same when you are braking from the highway onto the ramp.
…In a traffic jam you request for a diversion airfield on the radio commentator reporting the jam.
…you give a report to the passengers in your car when you turn on the cruise control and give a current temperature readout and ETA.
…your flight simulator folder is 50 GB!
…you’ve been planning your family’s vacations since you were twelve based on what kind of planes you can find.
…you successfully transfer the aviation-virus to some of your relatives and/or friends.
…when you’re planning your holiday flights – always choose the ones with the most connections or prefer the ones with aircraft types you haven’t flown on yet.
…departure day – you arrive at the airport in the morning although your flight only leaves late in the afternoon.
…you are spotting at night and you know the aircraft types just by the pattern of the landing lights.
…you have a picture of the last plane you flew on or the next you will fly on as your desktop.
…you think of FS as your part time job and not a game.
…you are on a flight and your seat neighbor asks to be relocated because you wont stop talking about aviation!
…you start referring to your airports by their IATA or ICAO codes.
…you are flying from SEA-JFK and you fly across the Pacific.
…you know exactly what plane is flying over your house.
…you fly longhaul flights on Flight Sim.
…your flight sim folder surpasses your computer’s memory.
…you use aviation analogies in English class.
…you hope and pray that your flight will be delayed.
…you create your own airline, complete with timetables, and route maps.
…you do a full flight procedure (takeoff – cruise – land) while you’re walking.
…you refer to cities by their Airport Code.
…your first date is going spotting at your local airport (might be the only date )
…you have more flight sim airplanes than actually exist.
…you refuse to stay anywhere other than the airport hotel.
…you preflight your car before every trip.
…you buy a plane ticket just so you can get past security.
…you know more aviation vocabulary than actual vocabulary.
…you paint your car in Airline colors (seen it before).
…you have written more than five ways you know you’re addicted to aviation.
Bar by Mees
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Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 10:00am
DaveSims
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<----- you have a career that consists of sitting at the airport watching airplanes all day.
Dave
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Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 12:30pm
TacitBlue
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That's right, I have my
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Saint Joseph, Missouri, USA
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You have framed pictures of aircraft or aircraft parts proudly displayed on you're living room walls. (I love my propellers)
A&P Mechanic, Rankin Aircraft 78Y
Aircraft are naturally beautiful because form follows function. -TB
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Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 12:54pm
specter177
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Check out the Maverick
Flying Car!
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You go to a college that is on an airport.
You live on an airport.
You honestly can't understand when people complain about airplane noise.
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Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 1:45pm
FuturePilot
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Grand Cayman
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Theis wrote
on Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 7:23am:
…you have to write a post about it.
…you almost crash your car because you are craning your neck to look out the sunroof at landing aircraft.
…you notice airport codes on license plates.
…you recognise planes at 33000 ft above your house.
…before you board an aircraft you already know the exact type, reg and seats on it, and maybe even the food!
…you know already wich type is coming along according to the sound it makes.
…you call everyone by their name in phoenetics!
…you whine and fret on every nice day that you’re not up in the air (instrument students and pilots add low cloudy days).
…you whine and fret every day that the wx is too bad for flying.
…you get DUATS or a wx briefing on days you can’t fly, just to see if the wx is really as nice for flying as it looks.
…you get DUATS or a wx briefing on days with awful wx, just to assure yourself that the wx really would be too bad to fly.
…you learn mental methods for flight planning, and spend boring meetings planning flying trips.
…you calculate every expenditure in terms of flight hours (50 cents at the candy machine every day that’s 0.01 flight hours!
…you get in your car and find that it drives itself to the airport.
…you become an instructor so you can be paid to go for airplane rides!
…you build a spotting platform on top of your house.
…when driving in the fog you look at your dashboard.
…when ordering from a drive-in, you sign in with your last used reg for a flight.
…when accelerating on the highway ramp, you turn on your main headlights, you do the same when you are braking from the highway onto the ramp.
…In a traffic jam you request for a diversion airfield on the radio commentator reporting the jam.
…you give a report to the passengers in your car when you turn on the cruise control and give a current temperature readout and ETA.
…your flight simulator folder is 50 GB!
…you’ve been planning your family’s vacations since you were twelve based on what kind of planes you can find.
…you successfully transfer the aviation-virus to some of your relatives and/or friends.
…when you’re planning your holiday flights – always choose the ones with the most connections or prefer the ones with aircraft types you haven’t flown on yet.
…departure day – you arrive at the airport in the morning although your flight only leaves late in the afternoon.
…you are spotting at night and you know the aircraft types just by the pattern of the landing lights.
…you have a picture of the last plane you flew on or the next you will fly on as your desktop.
…you think of FS as your part time job and not a game.
…you are on a flight and your seat neighbor asks to be relocated because you wont stop talking about aviation!
…you start referring to your airports by their IATA or ICAO codes.
…you are flying from SEA-JFK and you fly across the Pacific.
…you know exactly what plane is flying over your house.
…you fly longhaul flights on Flight Sim.
…your flight sim folder surpasses your computer’s memory.
…you use aviation analogies in English class.
…you hope and pray that your flight will be delayed.
…you create your own airline, complete with timetables, and route maps.
…you do a full flight procedure (takeoff – cruise – land) while you’re walking.
…you refer to cities by their Airport Code.
…your first date is going spotting at your local airport (might be the only date )
…you have more flight sim airplanes than actually exist.
…you refuse to stay anywhere other than the airport hotel.
…you preflight your car before every trip.
…you buy a plane ticket just so you can get past security.
…you know more aviation vocabulary than actual vocabulary.
…you paint your car in Airline colors (seen it before).
…you have written more than five ways you know you’re addicted to aviation.
Guilty...
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Shall I go on?
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Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 1:51pm
a1
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I can relate to a lot of that.
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Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 5:45pm
patchz
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What, me worry?
IN THE FUNNY PAPERS
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Theis wrote
on Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 7:23am:
…your flight simulator folder is 50 GB!
Only a paltry 50 GB??? Hmmph! Can't be much of an addiction.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 5:47pm
skoker
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Jordan never wore his
safety goggles...
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You do safety briefings while backing out your car....
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Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 7:01pm
Fozzer
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An elderly FS 2004 addict!
Hereford. England. EGBS.
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At the Petrol Station you pretend you are filling your car's fuel tank up with Jet A1.
You shout; "Clear!", before starting your Car Engine.
Paul.
Dell Dimension 5000 BTX Tower. Win7 Home Edition, 32 Bit. Intel Pentium 4, dual 2.8 GHz. 2.5GB RAM, nVidia GF 9500GT 1GB. SATA 500GB + 80GB. Philips 17" LCD Monitor. Micronet ADSL Modem only. Saitek Cyborg Evo Force. FS 2004 + FSX. Briggs and Stratton Petrol Lawn Mower...Motor Bikes. Gas Cooker... and lots of musical instruments!.... ...!
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Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 10:46pm
patchz
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What, me worry?
IN THE FUNNY PAPERS
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Fozzer wrote
on Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 7:01pm:
At the Petrol Station you pretend you are filling your car's fuel tank up with Jet A1.
You shout; "Clear!", before starting your Car Engine.
Paul.
At least I don't try to start it by spinning that little 'prop' in front of the radiator.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Aug 7
th
, 2010 at 12:47am
FuturePilot
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Grand Cayman
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patchz wrote
on Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 10:46pm:
Fozzer wrote
on Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 7:01pm:
At the Petrol Station you pretend you are filling your car's fuel tank up with Jet A1.
You shout; "Clear!", before starting your Car Engine.
Paul.
At least I don't try to start it by spinning that little 'prop' in front of the radiator.
ASUS M4A89GTD, 16GB 1333MHz DDR3 RAM, 160GB 10,000 RPM HDD + 1TB 7200 RPM HDD, AMD Phenom II x4 965BE 3.4 GHz OC @ 3.8 GHz, 1GB EVGA GeForce GDDR5 GPU
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Aug 7
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, 2010 at 2:44pm
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skoker wrote
on Aug 6
th
, 2010 at 5:47pm:
You do safety briefings while backing out your car....
"DSSSM"
Doors
Seat
Stearing wheel
Seatbelt
Mirrors
That was probably the first thing I learnt when I started driving, and I am sure to do it every time I go on a drive
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Aug 8
th
, 2010 at 12:07am
Ang2dogs
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No matter where you go,
there you are.
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Your always asking your family and friends what there weight is!
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Aug 8
th
, 2010 at 7:44pm
TacitBlue
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You feel the need to add things to this list.
Because of reading this, I actually said "Clear prop" when I started my car this morning.
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Aircraft are naturally beautiful because form follows function. -TB
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Aug 8
th
, 2010 at 11:05pm
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Wow, that's scary.
I'm guilty of nearly every one of those.
But, really, only 50Gb??
FS is the biggest thing on my HDD!
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