With apologies to Roy. 

Air Disaster

Louisiana's worst air disaster occurred earlier today when a Cessna 152, a small two-seater plane, crashed
into a Thibodaux Cemetery here early this morning.
Boudreaux and T-Boy , working as search and rescue workers, have recovered 826 bodies so far, and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.


Cajun Airlines

Pierre and Boudreaux were flying Cajun Airlines. Boudreaux was flying da plane and Pierre was in da back foolin' wit da cargo equipment an stuff. Da plane hit some turbulance an started bouncing around an Boudreaux got

knock unconscience. Then da plane started driftin'.  Pierre him come run up to da front an Boudreaux was sprawl out over da steerin' wheel. Well, Pierre don't know notin' bout flyin' an he start to get panaky. He grab da

microphone and holla' "May Day! May Day! Dis is Cajun Air Line 10210. Boudreaux, him knock unconscience an ah don know nutin' about flyin' dis plane!" "Dis is da control tower," someone answer. "Don' you worry about

nutin'. We gona 'splain how fo you to land dis plane, step by step ah gar-on-tee! Jus leave arything ta us. Fus', how high you is an what's you position?* Pierre thought a minute, den say, "I'm five foot ten an I'm all da way

to da front of da plane." "No! No!" answer da tower. "What's you altitude an where's you location?" Pierre say, "Man ah got a po attitude, an ah'm from Thibodeaux!" "No! No! No!" came an exasperated voice. "Ah needs to

know how many feet you got off da ground an how you plane's in relation to da airport!" Pierre start to panic by dis time. He say, "Countin' Boudreaux's an mine we got four feet off da ground an ah don't believe dis plane's

related to you airport!" A long pause --- "We needs to know who is you next of kin and where to send da flowers!"