Simviation Forum - Passing time, amongst other things...

Jul 21^st, 2010 at 12:41am

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This is multiple choice.

For most people, there are times when your trip to the porcelain throne is an extended one.
How do you pass the time? Keep it clean guys, no pun intended. Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #1 - Jul 21^st, 2010 at 5:55pm

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I try to remember what I promised the lady I would get done today. Morning shower.. I try to figure out how to get out of my promises. Wink

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #2 - Jul 21^st, 2010 at 8:30pm

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Blast dooks.... that's why I'm there! Grin

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Reply #3 - Jul 21^st, 2010 at 8:37pm

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Can we see the results? Grin

MY SPECS= 5' 11" Slightly less than healthy male, 160 lbs., Brown eyes........Oh...you were wondering about my computers specs.....

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Reply #4 - Jul 21^st, 2010 at 10:29pm

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I always like to pretend that I'm a gargoyle perched on the edge of a building.

...Isn't that normal? Undecided

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Reply #5 - Jul 22^nd, 2010 at 5:45am

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TacitBlue wrote on Jul 21^st, 2010 at 10:29pm:

I always like to pretend that I'm a gargoyle perched on the edge of a building.

...Isn't that normal? Undecided

I don't know about it being normal, but it is hilarious. Grin

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #6 - Jul 22^nd, 2010 at 5:46am

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ApplePie wrote on Jul 21^st, 2010 at 8:37pm:

Can we see the results? Grin

Happy now? Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #7 - Jul 22^nd, 2010 at 11:53am

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Well, I start of by playing name that tune on the ole butt trumpet.... Cheesy

Sometimes I try to complete a symphony.... Wink

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #8 - Jul 22^nd, 2010 at 12:30pm

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Romulus111VADT wrote on Jul 22^nd, 2010 at 11:53am:

Well, I start of by playing name that tune on the ole butt trumpet.... Cheesy

Sometimes I try to complete a symphony.... Wink

You must be very talented. I can only play a simple solo. Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #9 - Jul 22^nd, 2010 at 2:42pm

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patchz wrote on Jul 22^nd, 2010 at 12:30pm:

Romulus111VADT wrote on Jul 22^nd, 2010 at 11:53am:

Well, I start of by playing name that tune on the ole butt trumpet.... Cheesy

Sometimes I try to complete a symphony.... Wink

You must be very talented. I can only play a simple solo. Roll Eyes

Nah, just full of crap. At least that's what my mom has told me all my life and now my wife has picked up telling me. Undecided

I'm just well versed in the fine arts of crude, rude and replusive. Yep, graduated with full honors.... Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #10 - Jul 22^nd, 2010 at 3:34pm

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Romulus111VADT wrote on Jul 22^nd, 2010 at 2:42pm:

patchz wrote on Jul 22^nd, 2010 at 12:30pm:

Romulus111VADT wrote on Jul 22^nd, 2010 at 11:53am:

Well, I start of by playing name that tune on the ole butt trumpet.... Cheesy

Sometimes I try to complete a symphony.... Wink

You must be very talented. I can only play a simple solo. Roll Eyes

Nah, just full of crap. At least that's what my mom has told me all my life and now my wife has picked up telling me. Undecided

I'm just well versed in the fine arts of crude, rude and replusive. Yep, graduated with full honors.... Grin

I graduated from the school of hard knocks myself. Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #11 - Jul 22^nd, 2010 at 4:07pm

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Porcelain Throne Room?....

I call it my Library.

Most of my Technical book/magazine reading is carried out whilst perched on the most comfortable seat in the house.

The perfect shape for one's arse....

...trust me!... Wink

...!

Paul... Wink

...

....!

I wonder if Albert Einstein worked out the theory of everything, whilst sat on the Bog?

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Reply #12 - Jul 22^nd, 2010 at 7:39pm

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I daydream, but I do that all the time anyway Grin

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Reply #13 - Jul 23^rd, 2010 at 9:18am

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I occasionally strain... Cry

...!

Paul....That's better!... Smiley

...!

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Reply #14 - Jul 23^rd, 2010 at 10:54am

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Fozzer wrote on Jul 23^rd, 2010 at 9:18am:

I occasionally strain... Cry

...!

Paul....That's better!... Smiley

...!

Isn't it disappointing when after all that, you just fart.... Cheesy

Hey, anyone remember that ole literary classic, "Race to the Outhouse"? Written by Will E. Makit and illustrated by Betty E. Wont..... Grin

yep and the classic, "Under the Bleachers" written by Seymore Butts. Shocked

Great reading for the porcelain throne room.... Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #15 - Jul 23^rd, 2010 at 12:25pm

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Romulus111VADT wrote on Jul 23^rd, 2010 at 10:54am:

Fozzer wrote on Jul 23^rd, 2010 at 9:18am:

I occasionally strain... Cry

...!

Paul....That's better!... Smiley

...!

Isn't it disappointing when after all that, you just fart.... Cheesy

Hey, anyone remember that ole literary classic, "Race to the Outhouse"? Written by Will E. Makit and illustrated by Betty E. Wont..... Grin

yep and the classic, "Under the Bleachers" written by Seymore Butts. Shocked

Great reading for the porcelain throne room.... Grin

And "Revenge of the Tiger" by Claude Balls. Yeah, I remember those. Grin

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #16 - Jul 23^rd, 2010 at 1:10pm

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Personally, I'll read anything by the Greek author Harry Paratestis. The mans really got a set on him to publish some of the odd ball stuff that he's pulled out of the bag.

P.S. Thanks Fozzer, I'll never look at that crying smiley the same way again. Cry

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