Simviation Forum - Educational reading?

Jun 30^th, 2010 at 7:50am

Romulus111VADT Offline
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Here I thought after a 60 years of practise, I could fart with the best of them. Now I see I need read up on newer techniques. OMG, will there be a test! Shocked

What ya wanna bet someone will come out with an instructional video. Roll Eyes

New kids show, "The little fart that could." I'd be worried about the "could" part, they can do allot of things... Wink

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #1 - Jun 30^th, 2010 at 8:03am

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I'm guessing that Fozzer will find this interesting.

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Reply #2 - Jun 30^th, 2010 at 9:29am

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and this:

http://farts.typepad.com/farts/fart_pictures/

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Reply #3 - Jun 30^th, 2010 at 11:56am

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http://www.fart.com/

They even have farts for your IPhone.... Roll Eyes

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #4 - Jun 30^th, 2010 at 1:18pm

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ShaneG wrote on Jun 30^th, 2010 at 8:03am:

I guessing that Fozzer will find this interesting.

An old Fozzer saying...>>>

"Where-ere you be.....

.....let the wind go free"...

....

Works for me!... Wink

..!

Paul....Opppsss....Pardon!... Shocked

...!

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Reply #5 - Jun 30^th, 2010 at 3:27pm

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Fozzer wrote on Jun 30^th, 2010 at 1:18pm:

ShaneG wrote on Jun 30^th, 2010 at 8:03am:

I guessing that Fozzer will find this interesting.

An old Fozzer saying...>>>

"Where-ere you be.....

.....let the wind go free"...

....

Works for me!... Wink

..!

Paul....Opppsss....Pardon!... Shocked

...!

My uncle use to say, "Better to fart and bare the shame; than not to fart and bare the pain." Wink

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #6 - Jul 1^st, 2010 at 1:33pm

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Pray tell, there's not one of those scratch and sniff books for the kids?

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Reply #7 - Jul 1^st, 2010 at 2:54pm

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LOL, reminds me of the time that I successfully blamed a fart on a cat. Grin

P.S. I checked out that wiki page, this part at the end caught me off guard:
"See also-
Dutch Oven (practical joke)"
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Reply #8 - Jul 1^st, 2010 at 11:56pm

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Man who lay fart in church, sits in his own pew!

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Reply #9 - Jul 10^th, 2010 at 11:58am

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Another addition to the great works of literature Grin

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Reply #10 - Jul 10^th, 2010 at 3:47pm

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ozzy72 wrote on Jul 10^th, 2010 at 11:58am:

Another addition to the great works of literature Grin

Bet these would make some funny audio books..... Cheesy

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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