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Jun 21^st, 2010 at 3:31pm

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A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, "You dumb blonde! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!" Shocked

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Reply #1 - Jun 21^st, 2010 at 4:16pm

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I guess only a blonde could fully understand the humor...... Undecided

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Reply #2 - Jun 21^st, 2010 at 6:02pm

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Romulus111VADT wrote on Jun 21^st, 2010 at 4:16pm:

I guess only a blonde could fully understand the humor...... Undecided

Perhaps... the field is obviously not a water-logged rice paddy, making floating/paddling and swimming rather difficult.

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Reply #3 - Jun 21^st, 2010 at 7:20pm

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I love blondes, but I love blonde jokes even more!
Somehow I've always found myself with a brunette that has a blonde friend. It's much safer, to observe from a distance!

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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